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Song Parodies -> "Exercise Exhaustion"
Original Song Title:
"Colony Of Birchmen"
Original Performer:
Mastodon
Parody Song Title:
"Exercise Exhaustion"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
The treadmill… Is moving faster and more uphill
My trainer… Has gone insane and I will be killed
There’s no jogger… Or sprinter who runs this fast
Gasp for… Water and rest
I am tired!
Out (out) of (of) breath…
Out (out) of (of) brea-ea-eath…
Lift weights up… Growing larger with every rep
I do push-ups… With my coach on top of my back
Till I pass out… Exercise goes worse to worse
Satan Instructor
Quickens up my pace
Out (out) of (of) breath…
Out (out) of (of) brea-ea-eath…
Lose some weight
My heartbeat’s insane!
How I need a drink!
My heartbeat’s insane!
Don’t sit down!
Out (out) of (of) breath…
Out (out) of (of) brea-ea-eath…
Arms in pain
My fat melts away!
Aching everything
My fat melts away!
I passed out!
My trainer… Has gone insane and I will be killed
There’s no jogger… Or sprinter who runs this fast
Gasp for… Water and rest
I am tired!
Out (out) of (of) breath…
Out (out) of (of) brea-ea-eath…
Lift weights up… Growing larger with every rep
I do push-ups… With my coach on top of my back
Till I pass out… Exercise goes worse to worse
Satan Instructor
Quickens up my pace
Out (out) of (of) breath…
Out (out) of (of) brea-ea-eath…
Lose some weight
My heartbeat’s insane!
How I need a drink!
My heartbeat’s insane!
Don’t sit down!
Out (out) of (of) breath…
Out (out) of (of) brea-ea-eath…
Arms in pain
My fat melts away!
Aching everything
My fat melts away!
I passed out!
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Yeah, the Gym is where I see & feel the results of high-calorie ingestion. . . It's still a struggle to drive out there, but after a few minutes, I begin to go with it ! I leave at 11 pm feeling stronnnnng ! Life is Good ~ ~ Night is better!
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