Song Parodies -> "Baked Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Disease"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Matchbox Twenty

Parody Song Title:

"Baked Beans"

Parody Written by:

The Aussie Ocker

The Lyrics

VeRsE 1:
Feels like I'm eating some cake
When my wind started to break
But I had to let it go
I had to let it go
I left a stain
On all of my grandpa's toupees
Not as strong as I would know
I had to let it go

BrIdGe/ChOrus:
No-one's ever smelt me like this
No-one's tried to ever fan me down
Raspberry swirl, can't stop it
I've eaten baked beans
Deep inside me daily
Tasted cheesy baby
I can't live without you
Tell me, where's the nearest toilet to poo
Keep your distance from me
Don't try to make me E-A-T
Some more baked beans

VeRsE 2:
Feels like I'm making a mess
Mum's telling me I should eat less
She drove me to the bean cans
And left me there to burn

RePeAt BrIdGe/ChOrUs:

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