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Song Parodies -> "Thank You Ex-wife"

Original Song Title:

"Big City Life"

Original Performer:

Mattafix

Parody Song Title:

"Thank You Ex-wife"

Parody Written by:

Lucy-Shell

The Lyrics

in the last chorus, you have to say hahaha like ha ha-ha and quite fast
thank you ex-wife
im glad to say bye
now your gone i aint on drugs i have a good life
thank you ex-wife
i can save my money to pay
my electric bill the following day
(repeat)

i didnt want you to go
but im happy you stupid ho
you were putting me under stress
the drugs..were all i had left

i took some cocaine and some e
cos it all seemed so easy

it put me in debt
i owed some big guy
a massive cheque for a thousand pound
i payed it back to him
with money you left me
i didnt let your taunting get me down

thank you ex-wife
im glad to say bye
now your gone i aint on drugs i have a good life
thank you ex-wife
i can save my money to pay
my electric bill the following day
(repeat)

when i bought my first drug
he took me for a mug
he said it was brill
and left me sitting on my windowsill

it put me in debt
i owed some big guy
a massive cheque for a thousand pound
i payed it back to him
with money you left me
i didnt let your taunting get me down


the dealer had an idea for me
he said i could pay him back in a small fee
if i helped him get the b**** who f***** with him
whilst buying drugs from him three afternoons, a sunday
a monday, a tuesday, she couldnt pay him back
he left me with her first name, and her number and her address
it was all ok until i realised, i had to use this sharp knife on my b**** of an ex-wife

thank you ex-wife
im glad to say bye
i aint on drugs but hahaha maybe u still might
thank you ex-wife
ive used all your money to pay
for a holiday for me and my mate to L.A.
(repeat x3)

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