You're too vain for my life
You don't belong in my head
Everything you say is so irrelevant
You think you're all that
Yet you're hated by your cat
Love it or hate it

Can't you please just leave my brain
Everybody knows you're vain

Yes, you're too vain, too vain
You're so vain you make Fergie
Look like an emo girl
No, you don't rule the world
And I have a new fling
'Cause you're too vain for me

You think you're hot
But I'm sorry, you're not,
Exactly who you think you are
I can tell you what, you haven't got
You don't have humility
You're too vain for me.

I'm lucky Jacob's nice
And I am not surprised
Cause you are such a poser.
He'll show you how it's done
To be liked by everyone
You've just gotta give some

You see, some are born with
A heart of gold and will go to heaven and all
While others are so obesessed
With thinking they have it all
That's the difference between you and Jake
Obviously, he's all natural
He's the real deal, yeah



Can't you please just leave my brain
Everybody knows you're vain

Yes, you're too vain, too vain
You're so vain you make Fergie
Look like an emo girl
No, you don't rule the world
And I have a new fling
'Cause you're too vain for me

You think you're hot
But I'm sorry, you're not,
Exactly who you think you are
I can tell you what, you haven't got
You don't have humility
You're too vain for me.