As I was driving home,
From work one day,
I stopped in the bar,
And figured I would stay

I started with a beer
Then I ate some peanuts,
I told the bartender, "Keep em comin"
Or I'll smack you in the rear

Musha rain drinking all day long,
Just like my daddio
Alcoholic in the bar-o.

I went to the jukebox & put money in,
Piece of crap was broken,
Wouldn't take my bill

I stumbled back to the bar,
Tender asked where Id been,
I said, "I'm mad, the box is broke"
She knows how I feel

Slobbering, drunk id--iots
Just like my daddyo
Just like my daddyo
Alcoholic in the bar-o

Being drunk and weary,
I passed out on the bar,
Someone stole my money,
Loser couldn't have gotten far

Musha rain drinking all day long
Just like my daddyo
Alcoholic in the bar-o