-> "Breath"
Original Song Title:
"Breathe"
Parody Song Title:
"Breath"
The Lyrics
Well I saw her from a distance
She was talking on the phone
Well I had to muster the courage
To go over and say hello
She was looking oh so gorgeous
Thought she wouldn't talk to me
Now thinking back it really wasn't worth it
Except for at the time I couldn't see
And it, wouldn't be so bad if she'd
Just, close her mouth not open it
I, could stand it when we first were together then
It was her breath
Made me wanna croak and die
I thought I would just get used to it
Breath, really wish I just said bye
Oh my
Almost thought I loved her
Except for that breath
Well I wanted to be with her
And I tried to make it last
So I'd hold her close
Look in her eyes
But I couldn't put it passed
And I cried the night I let her go
But, it wasn't because I was sad
She, was yelling and she wouldn't shut her mouth
It was her breath
That made me wish I wasn't born
Death wish every time when she yawned
Breath, most the time I brought a fan
Oh man
Should of popped a breath mint
For that rank breath
Breath
She would whisper in my ear
Never could hear her
Her breath muffled sound
It was her breath
You could cut it with a knife
That thick in winter she blew ice chips
Breath, she was wiltering up trees
Oh jeez
Feel bad for the next guy... yeah, yeah
I feel bad for the next guy
Cause of her breath
Well I saw her from a distance
She was talking on the phone
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