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Song Parodies -> "27 Jupiters (The ballad of the drunk astronomer)"
Original Song Title:
"27 Jennifers"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mike Doughty
Parody Song Title:
"27 Jupiters (The ballad of the drunk astronomer)"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
The 27 Jennifers thing has become a project, an obsession. Have I found my "Spell"? Perhaps. Here's the OS...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nN_5kkYR6k
Look in the sky. There's 27 Jupiters
16 Marses, Venuses are everywhere
mmmm yeah
mmmm (hic!)
This might be my rum and I'll be drinking more
Planetarium is spinning
In my telescope I'm seeing oddities
I think that they're silly spaceballs
Listen, I swear there's 27 Jupiters
I am not drunk. I see 'em there, plain as day
mmmm yeah
mmmm (hic!)
This might be my rum and I'll be drinking more
Vision blurred, but that's no matter
I am seeing planets I've not seen before
Dude, I swear that I am sober
mmmm yeah
mmmm (hic!)
Holy crap! What's that? Is it an asteroid?
I think it is heading towards us
I must warn them that it's the end of the world
Everybody! Duck and cover!
I am drinking coffee. As I sober up
I am feeling slightly nauseous
Did I really say all of those crazy things?
I am feeling soooo embarrassed..
27 Jupiters
27 Jupiters...
16 Marses, Venuses are everywhere
mmmm yeah
mmmm (hic!)
This might be my rum and I'll be drinking more
Planetarium is spinning
In my telescope I'm seeing oddities
I think that they're silly spaceballs
Listen, I swear there's 27 Jupiters
I am not drunk. I see 'em there, plain as day
mmmm yeah
mmmm (hic!)
This might be my rum and I'll be drinking more
Vision blurred, but that's no matter
I am seeing planets I've not seen before
Dude, I swear that I am sober
mmmm yeah
mmmm (hic!)
Holy crap! What's that? Is it an asteroid?
I think it is heading towards us
I must warn them that it's the end of the world
Everybody! Duck and cover!
I am drinking coffee. As I sober up
I am feeling slightly nauseous
Did I really say all of those crazy things?
I am feeling soooo embarrassed..
27 Jupiters
27 Jupiters...
Parody by Mason "lost in space" Resnick
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Even these 555 Jupiters can't make up for Pluto's planetary demotion. :-)
delightfully goofy
I count only 15 Jupiters, but that's all you need.
Thanks Stan (poor Pluto...), alvin, and John (check your diopter, dude)!
Unique theme...but, I was hoping for 27 Venuses....where all the women are from :-)
Air L'air du Farce . . . somehow I sense that those 27 Venuses are on their way .. . . .
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