-> "7 Things"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"7 Things"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"7 Things"
				Parody Written by: 
Hailey Andrews
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Ew, Ew 
I probably shouldn't say this 
But it's time you know the truth 
You can't sing, you voice is ,
remixed in the recording booth 
Your actings horrid .
Your face is morbid
You're looking so ugly to me 
Cant you see?
Your fans are turning on you 
But I never was one, It's true. 
The 7 things I hate about you 
The 7 things I hate about you 
You're fake, you're a skank 
You try to act old 
Your dad's mullet uglier than mold 
You cant sing and you cant act, 
Even Disney knows that that's a fact.
Your face like a horse, you show the mirror no remorse 
I wish that you would go away.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you 
you think this isnt true 
I went to your concert you obviously lip-synced 
Cuz the next time that I heard you, you really did stink 
Even j-lo acts better than you do 
Without your dad 
you'd never be 
a big star 
Even though he's such a has-been
He's what got you in the biz 
The 7 things I hate about you 
You're fake, you're a skank 
You try to act old 
Your dad's mullet uglier than mold 
You cant sing and you cant act, 
Even Disney knows that that's a fact.
Your face like a horse, you show the mirror no remorse 
I wish that you would go away.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you 
you think this isnt true 
Im trying to think of 
Something positive about you 
But in all actuality 
Nothing would be true...so.. 
The 7 things I hate about you 
You're fake, you're a skank 
You try to act old 
Your dad's mullet uglier than mold 
You cant sing and you cant act, 
Even Disney knows that that's a fact.
Your face like a horse, you show the mirror no remorse 
I wish that you would go away.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you 
you think this isnt true 
but its true, oh 
Ewwwwww, ewwwww , ew ew
Ewwwwww, ew ew ew
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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