-> "7 Things"
Original Song Title:
"7 Things"
Parody Song Title:
"7 Things"
Parody Written by:
Hailey Andrews
The Lyrics
Ew, Ew
I probably shouldn't say this
But it's time you know the truth
You can't sing, you voice is ,
remixed in the recording booth
Your actings horrid .
Your face is morbid
You're looking so ugly to me
Cant you see?
Your fans are turning on you
But I never was one, It's true.
The 7 things I hate about you
The 7 things I hate about you
You're fake, you're a skank
You try to act old
Your dad's mullet uglier than mold
You cant sing and you cant act,
Even Disney knows that that's a fact.
Your face like a horse, you show the mirror no remorse
I wish that you would go away.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
you think this isnt true
I went to your concert you obviously lip-synced
Cuz the next time that I heard you, you really did stink
Even j-lo acts better than you do
Without your dad
you'd never be
a big star
Even though he's such a has-been
He's what got you in the biz
The 7 things I hate about you
You're fake, you're a skank
You try to act old
Your dad's mullet uglier than mold
You cant sing and you cant act,
Even Disney knows that that's a fact.
Your face like a horse, you show the mirror no remorse
I wish that you would go away.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
you think this isnt true
Im trying to think of
Something positive about you
But in all actuality
Nothing would be true...so..
The 7 things I hate about you
You're fake, you're a skank
You try to act old
Your dad's mullet uglier than mold
You cant sing and you cant act,
Even Disney knows that that's a fact.
Your face like a horse, you show the mirror no remorse
I wish that you would go away.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
you think this isnt true
but its true, oh
Ewwwwww, ewwwww , ew ew
Ewwwwww, ew ew ew
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How Funny: | 3.5 | |
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