Song Parodies -> "The Many Things (I Hate About Miley Cyrus)"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things"

Original Performer:

"The Many Things (I Hate About Miley Cyrus)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Wv5DJhuk

I probably shouldn't say this
But I think I should convey
That I wonder why she does exist
In the music biz today
She’s not awesome, please just toss her
Right in the garbage for me, I don’t care

And now I’m standing in the mall
And all I hear is that same old song
So you should hear, my dear

The many things I hate about you
The many things I hate about you, oh you

Your age
Your fame
You're far from poor
Disney made you a star
You made kids laugh, I don’t know why
Your merchandise, they always buy
My ears, they bleed when you sing out loud
Just know it hurts
I’m wishing that you would just go
And the biggest thing I hate the most about you
I’m jealous of you

The reason that you’re famous- cause your dad is Billy Ray
Wouldn’t be so bad if you weren’t on TV every day
You’re the queen but at eighteen
Lets just face it, you’ll be unseen
Let's be clear
Oh you’re not coming back
You’re on my last nerve here

The many things I hate about you
Your age
Your fame
You're far from poor
Disney made you a star
You made kids laugh, I don’t know why
Your merchandise, they always buy
My ears, they bleed when you sing out loud
Just know it hurts
I’m wishing that you would just go
And the biggest thing I hate the most about you
I’m jealous of you

I know I just repeated
The main things I don’t like
I probably should mention the others things I spite

The other things I hate about you
Your songs
Online
When kids make signs
Can I please get euthanized?
Your show is bad, it makes me cry
Your merchandise, kids always buy
Your songs, I find- they will end mankind
Nothing is alright
I want the songs that I used to love
Still, the biggest thing I hate the most about you
I’m jealous of you

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Dr Music - August 16, 2008 - Report this comment

Good job speaking the truth about that whiny snivelling brat Miley Cyrus. I too hate her and all the rest of those Disney Channel singers who think they can sing especially those High School Musical brats. Thanks to High School Musical (or should I call it High School Loserical?) and all those other Disney wash-ups kids now terrible taste in music. Disney Channel really has gone off the artistic role call. I think it's time to reintroduce them to the good stuff- starting with rock and also blues- which is why I'm hoping for a third Blues Brothers movie. Of course the big task with that is finding someone to play the role of Jake.

Sparx-1 - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Hilarious! ^^

Dr Music - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment

I have one word to describe this song: AWESOME. And i have one word to describe Miley: Sell-out. If the late Bill Hicks was still alive he would making riffs on Disney for selling out like he did with Jay Leno and Billy Ray Cyrus. I can picture it now, him riffing on Kenny Ortega (high school musical's director) by imaging him crying "Good god, what have I done?" hanging himself or commiting sucide- perhaps by shooting himself in the head- his brains splattered all over the wall forming a Disney castle logo. And the whole cast of High School Musical jumping into a swimming pool which is filled with pirahnas and crocodiles. I can so imagine BIll Hicks doing a routine like that riffing on how Disney has sold-out.

Mike - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment

I love Miley and her music, but still, this parody is freakin' awesome! The pacing's perfect, words are well-picked, it's great!

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