I should've said this earlier
But at times it's just so bad
When I think about the current
Hit single that you have
It was awful and you made it
Impossible for me not to make a parody

You sang it live oh the pain
And nothing's ever gonna change
The damage you did to my ear

The many things I hate about you
The many things I hate about you, yeah you

You're vain
You sing
Like a dying crane
You look like cracked porcelian
You made me frown, you made me cringe
Some earplugs I should really buy


Your voice it sucks when you open your mouth
My ear just hurts
I want to just... knock you way out cold
And even though you have a studio
You still sound like you moo


It's awkward and disgusting, when I see Hannah Montanah play
I was really wanting to watch another thing but that
Then my little brother sees it
And Holy God he watches it
Let's be clear
Singing teacher really slacked
Your singing induces fear

The many things I hate about you

You're vain
You sing
Like a dying crane
You look like cracked porcelian
You made me frown, you made me cringe
Some earplugs I should really buy

Your voice it sucks when you open your mouth
My ear just hurts
I want to just... knock you way out cold
And even though you have a studio
You still sound like you moo

You don't have many great things
That won't take much time to write
I probably should mention the few ones that I like

The few things that I like about you
Your lips
When they're shut
They shut you up
Although they're grossly oversized

You make me laugh, at your horrid shows
Though they still make me want to make you die
Your lips again I must emphasize
You're an awful sight
And an awful sound for records too

And the final thing I like the most that you do
You sound funny when you moo.