-> "20 Things I Hate About America"
Original Song Title:
"7 Things"
Parody Song Title:
"20 Things I Hate About America"
The Lyrics
You won't like when I say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the way this
country's been impaired
You say it's awesome, but we lost it
How do you just sit around unaware
And now our logic's down the drain
But nothings ever gonna change until you comprehend
The 20 things I hate about you
The 20 things I hate about you, oh you
Youre arrogant, youre ignorant
You can't take mild critique
You make a mess and walk on by
You expect the best when you don't try
You're self-involved
You blame all else because it's not your fault
I can't believe that you can get by
And the thing I hate the most with all of your flaws
You're not quite a lost cause
It's awkward and it's silent
As you start to catch my drift
You dispute my patriotism
But you could just say you're miffed
If society's not defective
Why do we need to change directives
Realign?
And why has America
Changed so much since 1809?
The 20 things I hate about you
Your greed, your sloth, your insolence
Your sense of entitlement
You go put down things you disdain
And you turn around and do the same
You use your friends
Your drugs and booze are your only ends
Your urge to be politically correct
And the thing I hate the most with all of your flaws
You're not quite a lost cause
Through your stubbornness and malice
And your gullibility
Your aversion to unknowns and
changes, if you could see
The 20 things I hate about you
Oh woe is me, life sucks, but see
We can write our own history
Do you want to right the many wrongs
Or would you rather fight it and stay headstrong
What will we see
forty or fifty years down the road
I hope that I will not be proven right
And while you can still correct the bulk of your flaws
Don't make it a lost cause
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