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Song Parodies -> "See The Dentist"
Original Song Title:
"See You Again"
Original Performer:
Miley Cyrus
Parody Song Title:
"See The Dentist"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Mouth is in pain while you chew
And you know what’s to blame!
You haven’t brushed once in seventeen days!
You were caught gnawing pencils
Now your jaw is sprained
You mustn’t wait! Go see your dentist!
Those cavities are growing like your overbite
The plaque is overgrown too nearly dripping slime
I’m saying this with affection cause your teeth are no prize
(Desecrate!)
Go set the date to see your dentist!
You can’t open your mouth
Or your teeth will fall out
Girls all shudder, You have less than the hicks down south
That breath you have just stinks
My nostrils want to shrink!
It’s so disgusting nobody calls you “Smiley”
Power drills clean it out
Mouthwash and floss won’t help
Your chops are a mess till then
Oh, Oh, Oh!
Yikes!
Don’t you wait to see your dentist!
He’ll give bicuspids fillings, Open wide!
Appalled at the condition he screamed in fright
You’ll wear a retainer but he’ll make choppers shine!
(Bad toothache!)
He’ll fix that gape you have in your grin!
Don’t look at the amount
Of cash it was for crowns
Might make you sputter but at least the grime is now cut out
Forget to brush your teeth
And the cost isn’t free
Used to be messy but now they’re nice and shiny
To floss you’re now devout
Ten boxes on your shelf
Don’t spread the Crest too thin
Woah-oh! Shine!
Mouth was saved you saw the dentist!
That overbite is fixed too so your dates aren’t ashamed
It’s not at a discount
But now your gums aren’t brown
They once were cluttered and bacteria just went to town
With braces they are sheathed
And don’t look like swiss cheese
It is a blessing that your molars aren’t rotting
Won’t touch those chocolate mounds
They aren’t good for your health
Dentures weren’t far back then
Woah-oh! Smile!
You don’t swab and see the dentist!
Woah-oh! Smile!
I was saved when saw the dentist!
And you know what’s to blame!
You haven’t brushed once in seventeen days!
You were caught gnawing pencils
Now your jaw is sprained
You mustn’t wait! Go see your dentist!
Those cavities are growing like your overbite
The plaque is overgrown too nearly dripping slime
I’m saying this with affection cause your teeth are no prize
(Desecrate!)
Go set the date to see your dentist!
You can’t open your mouth
Or your teeth will fall out
Girls all shudder, You have less than the hicks down south
That breath you have just stinks
My nostrils want to shrink!
It’s so disgusting nobody calls you “Smiley”
Power drills clean it out
Mouthwash and floss won’t help
Your chops are a mess till then
Oh, Oh, Oh!
Yikes!
Don’t you wait to see your dentist!
He’ll give bicuspids fillings, Open wide!
Appalled at the condition he screamed in fright
You’ll wear a retainer but he’ll make choppers shine!
(Bad toothache!)
He’ll fix that gape you have in your grin!
Don’t look at the amount
Of cash it was for crowns
Might make you sputter but at least the grime is now cut out
Forget to brush your teeth
And the cost isn’t free
Used to be messy but now they’re nice and shiny
To floss you’re now devout
Ten boxes on your shelf
Don’t spread the Crest too thin
Woah-oh! Shine!
Mouth was saved you saw the dentist!
That overbite is fixed too so your dates aren’t ashamed
It’s not at a discount
But now your gums aren’t brown
They once were cluttered and bacteria just went to town
With braces they are sheathed
And don’t look like swiss cheese
It is a blessing that your molars aren’t rotting
Won’t touch those chocolate mounds
They aren’t good for your health
Dentures weren’t far back then
Woah-oh! Smile!
You don’t swab and see the dentist!
Woah-oh! Smile!
I was saved when saw the dentist!
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My teeth hurt just from reading this! But so does my stomach....from laughing!!!
This is one to gnaw on! Just hopefully your dentist isn't like Steve Martin in Little Shop Of Horrors (never saw the movie but heard the song). 555's
Realy funny, and make me think to brush my teeth and dont eat too much candy :)
Quite graphic, if the tooth be told!
Dentists' oath: "Do you swear to fix the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Dentists' oath: "Do you swear to fix the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
(Decathlon) Very well-done, and a vast improvement over the insipid teeny-bopper quality of the OS. Dentists and tooth decay are a pain, but make great parody material. 5s.
(Decath) You know, this is the only Miley Cyrus tune that I actually liked! But sounds even better when it's spoofed! Takes me back to this Disney movie "Toothless" with Kirstie Alley. This also gives an important message prompting people to take good care of their teeth! Retrieving 5 molars, 5 bicuspids, and 5 incisors for this one! Don't forget to brush!
Very nice! Great rhymes with the original! 555 fillings
Um...I think you know how I feel about Miley. And I think I've mentioned, before, how much I hate the dentist. This parody, however...is a delight. Great work, Matty!
(Dec3) All I'm hearing now is the dentist song from Little Shop Of Horrors. Not that that's a bad song, of course. Speaking of silly songs that are awesome: this parody! 555!
(SOTM February 2010) Already voted and commented for Decath, but I'll comment again: Dentistry is always a good parody subject, almost anything can improve a Miley Cyrus OS, and this is a damn good parody.
SOTM - Not "painful" to read this again. In fact, it was very enjoyable!
That's nothing compared to the time my wisdom teeth were extracted...*shudders*
Writing a parody about going to the dentist is, much like going to a real dentist, something I myself have postponed for far too long now. I actually started sketching "when my teeth are in pain" to "where the streets have no name" by U2 once, but quickly realised that I wouldn't be able to draw out much humour from it. As for your parody I was aching over the first verse (and from seeing how you worked the two syllable "dentist" over the one ditto "again" in the title) that I was gonna have to drill away a point for pacing, but then you made up for that in the otherwise excellently executed choruses, they are almost perfect gold substitute fillings.
SOTM - This song hits close to home. I've never been to the dentist in my entire life. Thankfully my teeth don't come close to this level of nasty.
(SOTM) See above!
Ok, well, I thought this was very funny and to a song I've never really heard, and I have to say as much crap as I give Miley Cyrus--this was a fun OS. That said, maybe it was your formatting, but it seemed forced on the pacing, I could see it working for a recording by changing things around a bit, but the stresses aren't perfect, still a very fun, very original, very cool parody Matt!
Not a huge fan of Miley, but like my previous comment, your parody had a lot of great rhymes with the OS and you had a lot of pretty disgusting detail...I'm gonna go brush my teeth now, just in case. 555
(ABC) You really 'drilled" the point home...LOL
Anyone else notice how this rips off "Sunglasses At Night" by Corey Hart? A good PSA for the ADA right there.
(ABC) The rhyming work in this one was awesome Matty! It was off the charts funny. However, I agree with Dave a little bit here. The pacing was technically correct, but certain stressing issues arised which make it hard to follow sometimes because it sounds awkward. Otherwise, awesome job!
(ABC) Unbelievably funny!
(ABC) See above..again!
(ABC) I'm not much for Miley Cyrus, but I must admit: this one made me smile. *groan*
Well, see above, still an awesome TOS by an artist I generally don't like, but I guess she's coming into her own now as she gets out of the Disney realm, just like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Justin Timberlake did
I still can't believe you did a Miley Cyrus song. I like the take you took, going the dentist root. Funny lines in here, very well done.
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