Got kicked off a plane from LAX
with my bags and my cardigan
they left on Exile Island
cause' I keep suckin.

Got kicked out of a cab for the first time
guess i'll never see the Hollywood sign
everyone thinks i'm crazy
cause' i wanna be famous

My tummy's turnin and i'm feelin kinda homesick
no one likes me cause' I do suck
but then I turn on my ipod
and the battery was dead
and the battery was dead
and the battery was dead

So i put my hands up
admitted i suck
the bees stung me in the face
stingin my nose like yeah
stingin my eye like yeah

so i put my hands up
admitted i suck
they don't care if im ok
yeah
no one wants Miley in the USA
yeah
no one Miley in the USA

won't let me in a taxi cab
no one wants to look at me now
sayin whos that chick whos singin is sick
she could scare a whole town

my girls don't wanna be around me
never been to a Nashville party
I look bad in stilettos
guess i should have read the memo

my tummy's turnin and im feelin kinda homesick
no one likes me cause' I do suck
so i try again with my ipod
and it blew up in my face
and it blew up in my face
and it blew up in my face

so i put my hands up
admitted i suck
the bees stung me on the face
stingin my nose like yeah
stingin my eye like yeah

so i put my hands up
admitted i suck
they dont care if i'm ok
yeah
no one wants Miley in the USA
yeah
no one wants Miley in the USA

wont let me on a filght (on a flight)
dont want me in my hometown tonight (town tonight)
dj would die if he plaed my song
wouldn't be alright

so i put my hands up
admitted i suck
the bees stung me on the face
stingin my nose like yeah
stingin my eye like yeah

so i put my hands up
admitted i suck
they dont care if i'm ok
yeah
no one wants Miley in the USA
yeah
no one wants Miley in the USA

(repeat chorus 2 more times)