Semi Truck is speedin'
Robot's concealin' his
True apperance to blend in swayin'
Till he reveals it
Megatron is shaken
His gears will ache
He's blast rockets are quakin'
That metal's breakin'
Desguised... Guys will keep fightin'
But there's more than meets the eye

I think it's cool to have robots and action
And these films are based on a great cartoon
I really dig these Transformer battles
It's a shame Michael Bay's a loon
Just wants to put asses in chairs
So he'll crank out films with too much CGI (I... I...)
Far from Prime!

They're stuffed with car chases
In exotic places
Explosions all around and
Jokes that are racist
Hard to stay focused when
Close ups are the closest to
Megan Fox's sexy shorts and
What was I saying?
Mind's fried... I'm hitting the bong
Each time that it's put on... Cause

Always gonna be a big distraction
The robots beat each other black and blue
Dialogue is filled with foolish prattle
By actors who seem drunk on booze
All those cars drive fast so men care
Even though the story's complete utter slime (i.... ime...)
Miss old Prime!

Yeah!

Bumblebee seems like the main attraction
Watch him pee gas on some FBI dude
Still the audience herds here like cattle
Cause they don't care if it's all crude
Sure the sexism is not rare
You're either a babe or a double wide (i... ide...)
Bring back Prime!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

All so stupid
Gears grinding
Filled with hate, Bay stinks!
Time to roll out, I want Optimus Prime
Once was great now he ain't, No, no, no...