I thought that today would suck at best
I get so bored with health lessons
But the teach' dragged in a TV set (whoo)
What'll we be watchin'?
Let out a laugh, cause I'm spottin' the first sign
In black and white? This'll be so dated, alright
Is our teacher lazy?
Should know time will now be wasted
Mockin' the actin', yeah, I'm sure these guys are all kids
Think they missed a spot while shavin'
Fell out of my seat when I heard the audio
A dramatic sting came on
When this sketchy dude came on
With a bag of unnamed drugs

Can't help it, I laugh up, not the only one
Wish I could try drinkin' games
They're talkin' in air-quotes, yeah
Callin' it "pot-weed", yeah
All of us laugh up, film's still goin' on
This lesson's gonna be okay
Yeah, cause we're laughin' at this PSA
Yeah, we're all laughin' at this PSA

I could debunk all these so-called "facts"
Even though I can't use my phone now
Like when that "kid" takes one small hit
He's actin' like he's had ten, wow
And now he's gone mad, gettin' roudy
I'm pretty sure real stoners just sit loungin'
Watchin' Spongebob, eatin' Cheetos
I guess their research budget's cheap, though
I asked the teacher "Do you really have to show this?
All the info is outdated"
He didn't answer cause, no joke here, dude
When the sketchy dude came on
And said "marijuana" wrong
Teacher laughed as well, right on

The whole classroom laughs up, cause ev'rything's wrong
Which makes the film friggin' great
Smoke without inhalin', yeah
Not how you blaze it, yeah
All of us laugh up, film gets the slang wrong
It's kinda racist, still okay
Yeah, we'll keep laughin' at this PSA
Yeah, keep on laughin' at this PSA

Film is over, low runtime (short runtime) (ah-ah)
Time for work, so I surmised (I surmised) (ah-ah)
But the teach' had a surprise (big surprise) (ah-ah)
A shitty modern sex-ed tape, well, alright (ah-ah)

Time for one more laugh up, this time about dongs
And their research still sucks, mate
Banana condom, yeah (banana looks like a dick)
Same-sex? Ignores 'em, yeah (ooh, yeah)
Gonna laugh up, all our eyes will roll
Film tries to be "cool", but it's lame (holy crap, so lame)
Yeah (na-na-na-na-na), won't stop laughin' at this PSA (yeah)
Yeah, so fun laughin' at this PSA
So loud when we laugh up, the principal comes
And asks us all to behave (cause we won't behave)
"Causin' disruption", yeah ("a bad disruption", yeah)
"A bad example", yeah ("should set good examples")
But he laugh ups when he turns and spots
The caption sayin' "vajajay" (I swear it says that, mate)
Yeah (yeah), now he's laughin' at this PSA
Yeah (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), we're all laughin' at this PSA