Diddy
Diddy had a lair
Diddy
Diddy took me there
I went there on a dare
And lost my underwear
Diddy had a lair

Diddy
Diddy made me share
The things I have down there
He caught me unaware
Diddy made me share

When I was underage
When I was all the rage
When I was on the page
When I was in his cage
I was taken twice
Nobody heard my cries
When I was hypnotized
Diddy had me there

When I was so naive
And easy to deceive
And tended to believe
Whatever I'd perceive
Sacred and profane
It all went down the drain
When I was run a train

Diddy took me there
Into his evil lair
A roofie and a snare
Diddy had me there

Diddy had me there, p'lice

For P. Diddy satisfaction
Here's a nice class action
D to the I to the D-D-Y
D to the I to the D-D-Y

He says it can't be true
Cuz they like him on "The View"
D to the I to the D-D-Y
D to the I to the D-D-Y

With prison's daily toil
He'll miss that lovely baby oil
D to the I to the D-D-Y
D to the I to the D-D-Y

Diddy, Diddy, Diddy
D-I-D-D-Y

P'lice