Hey, map pointer,
I love how you make maps so very cool.
May your art of pointing prosper;
May it be a subject taught in school.
I will give you fish, map pointer.

I saw you with a map of Berlin;
You pointed out that you ne'er could win
With the Russians on each side.
You always know that a map can change
The way wherein we do e'er our minds arrange;
May your skills never slide.

Hey, map lover,
Your love of maps will get you really far.
Businessmen will take none other;
They will treat you like a superstar.
May you e'er be a map lover.

I also love how you commit
To Burgdorf 'til death do you split;
Don't let anyone object.
I do admire your fight for rights,
Though the fundies every night
Try to call you incorrect.

Hey, map maker,
Keep doin' what you do best for all your days,
And we know you're a fish eater;
Your skills will let you eat seafood always.
Keep up the good work, map maker.

I did write this song for you;
I am a map lover too.

We both are map pointers;
We might as well promote ArcGIS.
In that case, we'll pose for posters
And make TV and radio, no less.
Let's share our hobby, map pointer.