Oh, Oh, Oh what a disgrace
I woke in the place
I always do
Oh, Oh, Oh under the stairs
At the Dursley’s house
Am I man or mouse?

It’s time I took stock
And brushed of this schlock
Made my way back down to
Hogwarts School
I’ll give up this se-cond fid-dle life
Show them that I am no fool

Good Morning Voldemort
Using magic is such great sport
In my first year I’ll learn to fly
And to Dursley’s I’ll wave bye bye

I promise Voldemort
Once my magic is strong as your sort
A fight’s what the worlds gonna see
Voldemort and Me!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, where’s this guy from
He tells me he’s Ron
A blood nut yet!
His girl’s Hermione
A ‘know all’ a ‘brain’’ a ‘pain’
He pork’s her I bet!

I need to escape
Especially from Snape
This guy rides my arse like a side show ride
I need to move to the dark side
Before Hagrid whips off my hide!

Good Morning Voldemort
Maybe you’re not such a bad sport
Yes you vaporised mom and dad
But your dress sense is not all bad

I’m thinking Voldemort
If with my wand I give a retort
You might blow away Diggory
That’s O.K. with me!

I know ev’ry spell
The bad and the worse
I even do Cru-ci-a-tus Curse
I know my change of heart does Dumbledor’s head
But in the sixth book
Face it, he ends up dead!

So, oh, oh I’ll take that chance
Yes I’ll start to dance
To a darker tune
Let’s face it there isn’t much
For me now to lose
If Riddle I chose!

A new look for me
Is black dra-pe-ry
A nose job to match my new attitude
My new friends
Crab, Goyle and Malfoy
Will tell me I’m number one dude!

Good Morning Voldemort
If you think you’re boss here’s a thought
Though to kill me, one time, you tried
All I got was a scar, you died!

I’m thinking Voldemort
Thoughts of grandeur I’m gonna cut short
When the world fin’lly wakes up to see
Voldemort is me!
Voldemort is me!
Voldemort is me!