-> "Hurt Ya!"
Original Song Title:
"Work It"
Parody Song Title:
"Hurt Ya!"
The Lyrics
Chorus:
Was it worth it? I'ma hurt ya
I'll knock your ass down, kick it and reverse ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
If you got a beef (moo), let me show ya
To find out how far I gotta throw ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
I'd like to come and show ya how I can throw ya
Put a hurtin' on ya like I told ya
Gimme all the reasons why I shouldn't stone ya
You start actin' stank? Play time is over
Hit you in the head, beat you with a sofa
Beat you like a drum, make you do the cha-cha
You scream and you cry when I hit you, don't ya?
Take you downtown and leave you for the vultures
Hit your wife in the lips, don't ya?
Bring her down with your quips, don't ya?
Lost a little patience in my mind for ya
These be the fists that go ba ta ta
ba ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Hit you so hard you say blah-blah-blah
Hurt ya! I make you bleed like water
Boy, oh, boy, got a whoopin' for ya
Chorus:
Was it worth it? I'ma hurt ya
I'll knock your ass down, kick it and reverse ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
If you got a beef (moo), let me show ya
To find out how far I gotta throw ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
If you get mad, man, get some work done
Eat some chicken wings, go chill out, kid
Boy, listen up, this matters most-a
If you get drunk, don't come no closer
Gonna pick a fight and hit her with a toaster?
See? The alcohol playin' tricks on ya
Husbands wanna hit your wife? Never
Deserves it because she's a bitch? What-ever
Drop you like rain from Seattle weather
Listen up close 'fore I knock you backwards
(whispered) Stop actin' foolish and act' like you know
You hit her out of anger and your ass has got to go
You 'posed to love your woman, so quit actin' dumb
Disrespect you woman? Then (Dragnet theme) dun-dun-dun-dun
Police cars comin' so (Dragnet theme) dun-dun-dun-dun
I think they can handle you, you stupid dum-dum
Make the wrong choice and your ass is through
Cut the lights on, got a beat-down for you
Chorus:
Was it worth it? I'ma hurt ya
I'll knock your ass down, kick it and reverse ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
If you got a beef (moo), let me show ya
To find out how far I gotta throw ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
Men, Men, all type of Men
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese men
Don't don't don't you abuse your wife
Don't don't don't you abuse your wife
Women, women, live sublime
If he's beat you up, then that's a crime
Ain't no shame, ladies, get some help
If he don't love you, then love yourself
Just 'cause you got a lot of rage, supa
Don't give the right to raise your hand, papa
Tryin' make your wife a slave again, no sir
Have your wife sayin', "Oh, yes a master" (No!)
Picture Pauly Shore as a good actor (No!)
Treat ya like 'Survivor' and out-cast ya
Squash all the stress, don't make me ask ya
'Cause when I come for ya, it won't even matter
Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
Said you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
Missy Elliot said ga-dunk-da-dunk-dunk
Hit your wife again, and you'll deal with ME, punk
Repeat Chorus
To my fellas, ooooh
Don't make me have to hurt ya
{*scratching: "Peter Piper" featuring Jam Master Jay*}
Love your ladies
Don't make me have to hurt ya
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