-> "One Minute Rice"
Original Song Title:
"One Minute Man (remix)"
Original Performer:
Missy Elliot feat. Jay-Z
Parody Song Title:
"One Minute Rice"
The Lyrics
Ooooooh, I want some I need some I need me some minute rice
I want me some minute rice
Ooooooh, here's my chance to be a cook some my minute rice
I want me some minute rice
Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH
Ohh, ohh.. (x2)
Man I'ma do this the right way, make it good
'Cause I'm gonna follow instructions, today
I followed instructions, what I was missin'
See I'ma do this all right, for the first time
Now just start the timer
[Chorus]
Start it off, from begin to end
Cause I want some, one minute rice (x3)
Start it off, from begin to end
Cause I want some, yes..
Tonight I'ma gonna make it, doing it right
I need to be prepared, ohhh yeah (oh yes)
It won't take a long time,not a long time
I want me some minute rice, and that's real
Give it to me some more
[Chorus]
Fifty cent I make this on one try (Bet!)
Look, I'm tryin to give myself a little lesson (uh-huh)
I'm tryin to get this sixty seconds of perfection (uh-huh)
I'm tryin to follow all these directions
Oh no I lost myself I have a quick question
I'm not a cook, not Chef Boyardee
Not Ronald McDonald.. no ma
I'm tryin to hit knock this out in one round
like I'm De La Hoya.. no mas
Six p.m. tryin' to cook some dinner (that's very late)
6:01 watch out now it's done (damn already)
Spend one minute tryin to make this right
I like this 'cause I don't have to wait all night
The rice is not done, the rice is yet too hard
Now give it thirty more seconds and it will be done
Now I know I didn't do anything wrong
Don't forget to put the simmer back on
Ooooooh, I want some I need some I need me some minute rice
I want me some minute rice
Ooooooh, here's my chance to be a cook some my minute rice
I want me some minute rice
Start it off, from begin to end
Cause I want some, one minute rice (x3)
Start-start it off, begin to end
Start start it off, some one minute rice
Start it off, from begin to end (x3)
Start it off, start start it off
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