The party is ending at 10 pm...so whatever you must do...be on time!

Sing sing, gettin' down over here
Sing sing, dancin' round over here (this is...)
Groovy baby, swing it over here (a Marcia exclusive)
Thirsty baby, bring a soda here
See my EZ Baker, see my salad maker (groovy baby)
See my milky shaker, see my icy breaker (outasite man)
(Let's dance!)

Mar-cia Bra-dy
Marcia be so neat
Sewing so good, I can cross-stitch in my sleep
Chicks on the sleeve, you can hear them go "peep"
Pockets with birdies wearing smileys on their beaks
Wait, don't peek! I can finish in a week
French-style crochet, looks really nifty
I don't buy from a store, Marcia make it for free

Mrs. Desi Arnaz, that is who I'd like to be
Would he think that I'm sweet?
So cute, petite?
Let him ask me once, and watch me stricken dumb
Cause he's such a dream, when he's playin' on his drums
Marcia's callin' dibs, that is no fib

Ring ring, ringin' bells over here
Ding ding, paintin' shells over here
Groovy baby, frug it over here
Thirsty baby, bring a soda here
See my EZ Baker, see my salad maker (groovy baby)
See my tater flaker, see my angel caker (outasite man)
(I dig this!)

Big test hard, pop quiz rocked
If you skip a lot, in your class you get docked
Marce don't miss, cause I'm-a score the top (right on!)
Raise my allowance, hit the soda shop a lot
Look at my hair! Everything, stop!
So frizzed out, you can't see it flip-flop

Now where's my brush, grab a pink barette
Doorbell rings, can't let him see me yet
Got a new frock, coolest on the block
If Marcia ain't in it, then the frock's a crock
You might get kissed at the door, so don't paw
Hands to yourself, or get a sock to the jaw (Let's split!)

Swing swing, steppin' out over here
Happ'ning, on a cloud over here
Groovy baby, open doors for me
Thirsty baby, bring a pop for me (not a peep about that)
See your mother's Chevy, this is really heavy
See a Monkees movie, they're so ultra-groovy! (outasite mannnn)

Marcy movin' up, attic bedroom
Greggy wants same, he must be insane
I'm so cross, pork chops and applesauce
Makin' a stand, gotta show 'im who's boss
Davy Jones, I wanna bump bones
He is so cute, his hairdo is a beaut

My sister Jan, got a face like a pan
She eats in bed, and hears voices in her head
Cindy gonna get dissed, talks with a lisp
Bobby's a clod, in the hall safety squad
Pete's a blank, ya ya, I'm a crank
Cause I'm in a bunch that is completely out to lunch

Ding-a-ling, goin' nuts over here
Ding-a-ling, in a rut over here
Dreaming, baby wonder if I should
Dreaming, run away to Hollywood (new Marcia)
See my hearty breaker, be a homey maker
See my hearty breaker, be a homey maker

He's the dreamiest, mannnnnn!
Hey, look
Mrs. Desi Arnaz
Mrs. Desi Arnaz
Mrs. Desi Arnaz
I'M MRS. DESI ARNAZ!