I stuffed my face with a Twinkie case and overate
But now my gut hurts I’ve got a stomachache
I filled my mouth with WAY too much and now I’m in pain
What’s even worse my shirt has gravy stains

I eat and bloat up its lame!
Swallowed fifteen candy canes!
Now my insides feel shame
All-You-Can-Eat is all to blame now!

My large intestine is screaming, “Please! No more cured ham!”
It’s not worth it cause I’ll soon explode from gas
Why did I spoon down that curry and six eggplants?
Cause now my body wants to blast my pants
It stinks cause I’m stuck on this crowded jet airplane
When I bloat up now one should sit near me!

Oops! I’m allergic to eggs
So “Kill me” my tummy begs
I have such internal pain
Because I bloat up

It’s gross, I’m belching since I’ve bloat up
Felt belly’s fury when I bloat up
Don’t light some matches or you’ll blow up
There’s too much methane since I bloat up

Insides unsteady
The times I bloat up aren’t nice, I’m belching
When I bloat up
I drank that Slurpee and polished off a whole bag of jerky
I have bloat up
That Sprite was fizzy so I’ve bloat up
I’m in a tizzy when I bloat up
Chest pains aren’t pretty
Since I’ve bloat up
This dinner date’s gone lousy
Since I’ve bloat up
Gas might be building
I’ve got hiccups (Oh shite!)
Indigestion when I bloat up (Oh shite!)
Since I’ve bloat up…