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Song Parodies -> "Disabled American Veterans"
Original Song Title:
"Ace of Spades"
Original Performer:
Motorhead
Parody Song Title:
"Disabled American Veterans"
Parody Written by:
Phil Össifer
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That vet-fund is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That vet-fund is bound to get you,
Vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund...mmm...
(female vocal)
DAV,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
DAV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
DAV,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
DAV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV!
(vocal trio)
DAV,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
DAV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
DAV,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
DAV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV, whoa!
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That vet-fund is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That vet-fund is bound to get you,
Vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund...mmm...
(female vocal)
DAV,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
DAV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
DAV,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
DAV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV!
(vocal trio)
DAV,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
DAV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
DAV,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
DAV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV, whoa!
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Hey KingOfTards, G&GBF, or whatever you’re calling yourself these days, I thought you said no songs written after the ‘30s were even worth your consideration, yet I saw you used one the other day. Apparently even you realized how bad it sucked ‘cuz you didn’t even bother to steal any of my old comments as per usual. As for today’s lame submission, you can stick whatever name and title you want on there, but as soon as anybody opens it and sees the first line, they know it’s George&GermaineBriantFan’s ‘tard tune. I get it, I’d be ashamed too if that’s pretty much all I could offer a board full of clever, inventive writers. Didja see my Stevie Wonder song the other day? Positive comments from other contributors. Steal my names all you want, but you’ll never know that feeling in this lifetime.
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S’matter? Forget how to spell George&GermaineBriantFan or did you finally figure out they probably weren’t big fans of yours? Hide behind other names all you want, your cowardice and lack of talent will always give you away.
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