-> "Sparkling Diamonds (Wario's rendition)"
Original Song Title:
"Sparkling Diamonds"
Original Performer:
Moulin Rouge (Nicole Kidman)
Parody Song Title:
"Sparkling Diamonds (Wario's rendition)"
The Lyrics
(WARIO)
The french are glad to die for cash...
(Instrumental intro)
(WARIO)
A punch in your face may be quite continental,
but diamond's are a guy's best friend
A hit may be grand, but it won't pay the rental
on your humble flat or help you feed your old black cat
Girls grow cold as I grow old
and we'd all loose our cash in the end
But spare change or spent cash these rocks can't lose their shape,
Diamonds are a guy's best friend!
Cause we are living in such a greedy old world
and I am a such a greedy old guy...
There may come a time when some greed needs a nuthouse,
but diamond's are a guy's best friend
There may come a time when a hot boiled fangirl thinks you're
(WALUIGI)
Awful nice!
(WARIO)
But get that ice or else no dice!
(BOTH)
She's your girl when bills are high but beware when the stock descends...
(Instrumental break)
(WALUIGI and WARIO)
Diamonds are a guy's best, diamonds are a guy's best, diamonds are a guy's best friend..
(WARIO)
'Cause that's when those losers go back to their snoozers,
Diamonds are a guy's best friend!
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