-> "Ode To That '70s Show"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Sober Day"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ode To That '70s Show"
The Lyrics
I'm hip, so I think
No thanks to my mother
But what's the message
To get from That '70s Show?
Goodbye Topher Grace
Living at Point Place
Dopy Eric loving Donna most
On and off again but why?
Red and Kitty parents
Not so cool to the guys
Goodbye Topher Grace
"Spiderman 3" took him away
Jokes from our past now are sly witticisms
For the future
And Hyde now fears for you
When all he says came true
Goodbye Topher Grace
Reruns on the way....
(a mysterious smoke begins to fill the air and the entire computer screen you are reading now turns 360 degrees as a queer feeling of peace, love and tranquility suddenly invades your mind....)
huuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Wilmer Valderama is more than I can handle
Fez is almost the star ------SHOCK!!
Maybe he can find another role
For now, dear friends, let's share a bud...
huuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
ROCK!! ...Rock, rock, rock, Ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka ooga-shucka! ...(whoo, whoo, whoo!)
Rock, rock, rock ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka, ooga-shucka....
(Ride the circle, ride the circle, we're alright dude, we're alright dude, wooh yeah dude...)
One thing to ask
Before they clear up all the smoke
What Dad or Mom
Would name their little son so?...
I mean, "Topher Grace"?
Goodbye Topher Grace...Goodbye Topher Grace...Goodbye Topher Grace...
(sounds of deep exhalation, orgasmic panting, guitar chords and fireworks and smokebombs and cymbals crashing and bottles breaking and bra-straps snapping at the end of the KISS concert, with the crowd cheering in ecstacy for a night they will only vaguely remember, fading into nothingness...the end)
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