-> "Dirty Lawn Gnome"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Stockholm Syndrome"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Dirty Lawn Gnome"
				Parody Written by: 
Harry Beethoven the 250th
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			you look very gay
stupid cone on your head
you dont speak
you dont walk
you dont move
you dont have a name
you dont have a name
you look dumb
and gay
standing in my front lawn
take you in
my garage
smash you down
hear the shattering 
hear the shattering
this is the last ill ever
see of you
and this is
the last time i will
deal with you
oh now whos good!
your smile was
retarded
your clothes were
gay as hell
dumbass bitch
shop at fitch
get some chicks
change your attitude
you retarded dude
you looked
like someone from 
a garbage can
and your face
looked worse than 
Michael Jackson
you gay ass noob!
you kno im good!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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