Song Parodies -> "Laid Again"

Original Song Title:

"Late Again"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

MxPX

Parody Song Title:

"Laid Again"

Parody Written by:

Eric Gorodetsky

The Lyrics

This is about a neighborhood tramp. I don't know where the inspiration came from...

Late again
Forgive me men
For I am late again
There's no plans to shun, my abortion
So I'll get laid again

I have unsafe sex with all my mates,
It's better that way,
Plus they're willing to pay,
Still I'm late again.

Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
Til' the day I'm back to, hit the sack,
You'll have to just pretend.

With all the wives, that call me ho
At least I make it grow
Believe me 'cause I know.

That I'm late again,
Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
I writhe to leave you with your wife
But I am late again

Tell your men when they're in me next time,
Don't be late pulling out
I'm irate cuz I want this fetus out

Ho!

Late again,
Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
Can't have sex; it hurts, Don't want it worse
'Cause I'm still late again.

Late again,
Forgive me men,
For I am late again,
Gotta get rid-o'-ya, Cause I got Chlamydia
I'll never get laid again.

Til' the day I die with no sex drive,
I'll always blame you men...
(Well just one of you)

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