-> "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Detention"
Original Song Title:
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Parody Song Title:
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Detention"
Parody Written by:
The Dead One
The Lyrics
In the middle of a food-fight
In the center of the lunchroom
They say,
"Get to the office now!"
They're never gonna suspend me
My permanent record is spotless
Full of A's
And that one B+ I got
But I guess my life
Will never be the same
On your next big test, say a prayer
Say a prayer...
But these teacher's don't care!
And they don't know!
And they barely get paid enough to deal with me!
No one cares,
But I care!
It's too much, too late
And just not enough to pass
It's pain in my heart, since I failed this class
I'll have to take it again...
I cheat on all my tests
And my homework is lost
My friends are all cutters
And they make me do push-ups in gym!
But nobody cares if you're failing this class
AM I FAILING THIS CLASS?!?!
I wanna go home!
I don't even care!
I'm gonna fake that I'm sick
Or maybe I'll run if I dare
Aw, nobody knows
How much trouble I'm in!
But these teacher's don't care!
And they don't know!
And they barely get paid enough to deal with me!
No one cares,
But I care!
It's too much, too late
And just not enough to pass
It's pain in my heart, since I failed this class
I'll have to take it again...
To the classroom
Where they ask of you
They always have to say,
"Did you cheat?"
But I don't remember,
Why remember?
School is just so dumb
And insane
And, well, I least I'm not here with myself
I'm here with my friends!
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