Well if you wanted fellatio, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you bombed, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty books, the photographs binladen took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping down the white house steps

We're not that gay
We're not that gay
We're not that gay
You Shaved my ass

What will it take to show you that im not the man i seem
(We're not that gay)
I kiss you time and time again you sing the words but don't know how to cook beans
(We're not that gay)
To be an ugly duck, another fat american without a brain
I held you close as we both lied for another time whippin daffy duck

We're not that gay
We're not that gay
We're not that gay
You Shaved my ass

Forget about the dirty book
The photographs your binladen took
You said you read me like a shmook, but the pages are all stained and stuck
We are gay
we are gay
we are gay now
we are gay now

But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, Iraq is gay
(Bum Me)

We're not that gay
Well,Were not that gay
We're not so-fucking-Gay
We're not that gay
We're not that gay
(Gay)


By Tom Ryan-Smith &Curtis Reynolds