-> "Emo Fans"
Original Song Title:
"Teenagers"
Parody Song Title:
"Emo Fans"
Parody Written by:
MoonCheese
The Lyrics
They're gonna fuck up your mind
Make you regret your whole life
And make a mental case out of you
They're wearing nothing but black
And then they paint their skin white
So they can look just like Amy Lee, too
Because the drugs cost too much
And they aren't making enough
At McDonald's at age forty-three
They say their parents both suck
And that they won't understand
Because they won't buy them a Ferrari
I say that
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me
They think all hip-hop's 50
They don't know what techno is
They only listen to Linkin Park
At peak volume overload
Until their eardrums explode
As they sit for ten years in the dark
I say that
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me
Oh yeah
I say that
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me
All together now
Emo fans scare the living shit out of me
They can't care less as long as someone'll bleed
They'll slit their wrists and dent the walls with their fists
They're dragging everyone in but not me
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