If I only knew that this would happen just before,
I would have chosen carefully and not eat like a boar,
If I didnt eat that much I'd know how much I ate,
'Cause I really stuffed myself and I do not feel great,

One night of curry nothing more nothing less,
One night of curry now my toillet's a mess,
Friday night's curry night,
Friday night's curry time,
But now my but is exploding like a brit army mine,

One night of curry nothing more nothing less,
One night of curry now my toillet's a mess,
Friday night's curry night,
Friday night's curry time,
But now my but is exploding like a brit army mine,

Now I'm on the toilet and I'm struggling in pain,
No other curry night has been just quite the same,
Never again will I eat so much fried duck,
Because I'm screaming in pain and my toilet's filled with muck,

(for the woah part do these like your in constipation)
oooooh, oooow, grrrrrrr,puuuuush, squeeeze, heeeeelp, pleaeaeaease, I'm iiiin pain,

Curry,
Never seems to last,
It's so good,
I scoff it down so fast,
But then there,
Comes the consiquence,
I push so hard,
It plops down with a squelch,
More to come,
I push and squeeze for years,
So it seems,
Clearing out your rier,
One night of curry nothing more nothing less,
One night of curry now my toilet's a mess,

If I only knew that this would happen just before,
I would have chosen carefully and not eat like a boar,
If I didnt eat that much I'd know how much I ate,
'Cause I really stuffed myself and I do not feel great,

oooooh, oooow, grrrrrrr,puuuuush, squeeeze, heeeeelp, pleaeaeaease, I'm in paiaiain,oooooh, oooow, grrrrrrr,puuuuush, squeeeze, heeeeelp, pleaeaeaease, I'm in paiaiaian,