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Song Parodies -> "Unfriended"
Original Song Title:
"Unwritten"
Original Performer:
Natasha Bedingfield
Parody Song Title:
"Unfriended"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
I've been unfriended, taken off-line, thought we were fine
Don't like my status, the flame has been fanned, so now I'm banned
Fed up losing to me at Word Twist
Five hundred eight times in a row
Let me help illuminate the words that you could not find
Poking you every seven minutes
Leave crude and real stupid comments
On all your posts and photos
Blocked me from your fan page
Guess I'm not good enough to be
One of your five thousand friends
Not in your mafia
Burnt down your barn in Farmville
Cooked all your livestock for dinner
Stole the rare parts that you needed
Wouldn't share the golden barn door
So now I've been unfriended
Oh … hide … block
I always sign off, when you say hey, I can't talk today
I've got opinions, none of which you like, so you said take a hike!
Angry I broke up with your sister
Sorry, but I had to ditch her
I joined the group "One million people who think you are lame"
Sent you like fifty seven quizzes
"Which Glee character might you be?"
"Which Disney Princess are you?"
"What fungus best fits you?"
We don't really know each other
Why are we friends anyway?
No one else, no one else
Can stand my status updates
"Now I'm going to the bathroom"
"Wow look at the size of that thing!"
"Scratched a scab off of my bunion"
Posted pics of my butt
No one really needs to see that
Made a fan page for my cat
Curse too much, grammar sucks
Forward you all of my spam
Log out everytime you log in
Hide the comments you've been posting
Don't reply when you chat with me
So now I've been unfriended
Tagged you in those photos from Vegas
Where you hooked up with the stripper
And I posted video and sent it to your mom
Don't want to have documentation
Implying that we are real friends
Stop sending invitations!
Lost your chips in poker
Think I cheated at Bejeweled
Cause you can't beat my high score
We don't talk, I just stalk
Clicked "Like" on all of your posts
I downloaded all your pictures
Privacy settings wide open
Today is when the ban begins
I sent gifts and requests
I know that you must receive them
Just don't like me anymore
No one else, no one else
Wants to hear about my new rash
Said your new haircut looks lousy
I TYPE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS
Today you're purging your friend list
And now I've been unfriended
And now I've been unfriended
And now I've been unfriended
I've been closed
Don't like my status, the flame has been fanned, so now I'm banned
Fed up losing to me at Word Twist
Five hundred eight times in a row
Let me help illuminate the words that you could not find
Poking you every seven minutes
Leave crude and real stupid comments
On all your posts and photos
Blocked me from your fan page
Guess I'm not good enough to be
One of your five thousand friends
Not in your mafia
Burnt down your barn in Farmville
Cooked all your livestock for dinner
Stole the rare parts that you needed
Wouldn't share the golden barn door
So now I've been unfriended
Oh … hide … block
I always sign off, when you say hey, I can't talk today
I've got opinions, none of which you like, so you said take a hike!
Angry I broke up with your sister
Sorry, but I had to ditch her
I joined the group "One million people who think you are lame"
Sent you like fifty seven quizzes
"Which Glee character might you be?"
"Which Disney Princess are you?"
"What fungus best fits you?"
We don't really know each other
Why are we friends anyway?
No one else, no one else
Can stand my status updates
"Now I'm going to the bathroom"
"Wow look at the size of that thing!"
"Scratched a scab off of my bunion"
Posted pics of my butt
No one really needs to see that
Made a fan page for my cat
Curse too much, grammar sucks
Forward you all of my spam
Log out everytime you log in
Hide the comments you've been posting
Don't reply when you chat with me
So now I've been unfriended
Tagged you in those photos from Vegas
Where you hooked up with the stripper
And I posted video and sent it to your mom
Don't want to have documentation
Implying that we are real friends
Stop sending invitations!
Lost your chips in poker
Think I cheated at Bejeweled
Cause you can't beat my high score
We don't talk, I just stalk
Clicked "Like" on all of your posts
I downloaded all your pictures
Privacy settings wide open
Today is when the ban begins
I sent gifts and requests
I know that you must receive them
Just don't like me anymore
No one else, no one else
Wants to hear about my new rash
Said your new haircut looks lousy
I TYPE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS
Today you're purging your friend list
And now I've been unfriended
And now I've been unfriended
And now I've been unfriended
I've been closed
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The perils of social networking websites. 5's
I think I spend way too much time on Facebook because I know all of the references you talked about. Loved the Farmville one!
Good one... I love the OS, and have been unfriended by quite a few people. I don't play Farmville tho, just the quizzes, Social Interview, 21 Questions and iHearts. +555 internets.
*like ; )
LordJeffry, Duke oHoot, . . . did you get to keep "that Apron", Sir ?
SOTM GREAT parody of the saga of Facebook! And that's probably going to be one of the most identifiable phrases in the next couple of years(GOD, HELP US!!!)
Ahhhh Facebook........ Here's my next status; "Unfriended is the greatest parody about Facebook I've ever read!!!"
SOTM: I really like parodies about Facebook (See my "Facebook Addict") and this one was really good! No unfriending in your future!
I remember when Myspace was considered one of the biggest things. Now it's facebook, I wonder what's next? 555 friends!
(This comment has been banned by the moderators, the author, the other authors in the SOTM and the commenter himself during a crazy fit).
This is going to be a DT20 hit, I can just feel it!!! Great way to end my reign and insert yours as the new host! Great parody Jeff, as always, hate Facebook, love the feeling of this to this TOS though
Thanks for the comments everyone. And Dave...it's in the works :)
(SOTM) I barely use Facebook and I understand all of the references in here. Still, great parody here, always a fan of disproportionate retribution, to use fancy words. 555 Likes for you!
Hilarious! Inventive build-up to the final hidious CRIME! First-class work!
And the recording: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=302085&songID=10255811
Fantastic parody and even better recording! This one needs to go on my wall!
Love parodies about Facebook...and this one is no different!
Essentially a laundry list of fb issues, but I love how you incorporated them into practically every other line of the song. I have been unfriended for stranger reasons. :D
(ABC) My previous comment still stands. Awesome job! Classic Jeff!
See above.
See ABove
Classic, Jeff! Saw her live recently; not bad actually.
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