-> "Harry Potter Version"
Original Song Title:
"Hott in Herre"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Harry Potter Version"
Parody Written by:
firenzey
The Lyrics
Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....
[Harry]
I was like, good gracious I can't be a wizard!
I'm famous, scar on my forehead
Lookin for the right wand to shoot my charms (you know)
Lookin for the right wand to cast them spells
Then um I'm leaving please beleivin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Ginny, got it locked at the COS by Tom Riddle
Salazar, Basilisk, birds a healin'
"I'm Wood,the Gryffindor captain, now Harry
I need you to get up up on the Firebolt
Get that snitch before the Malfoy boy"
Cuz I feel like bustin loose, and I feel like cursing you
I hate the taste of Polyjuice so baby tell me what's the use
[Chorus x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your robes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my robes off
"Why you at Hogsmead if you aint got the permission?
What good is all the fame if you can't answer the question?"
I see you flying, broomstick, aint hittin the Bludgers
And I be down, and do a hundred, black hair and glasses
Get off the Firebolt, exited the pitch and parked it
Ash handle, Birch twig, diamond polish
Gave it to Mc.Gonagall, did some tests on it
We apparate cuz baby we can't walk it
Woah, Cho, its hot up in this joint
Ron and Hermione, unsure at this point
If your in Gryff then baby you cant lose
The other houses can't win,never will
So grab your cloak and prowl the halls alone
You know stand in front the mirror see what you've been shown
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "Ron, I see my parents in there!"
[Chorusx2]
(Harry hang all out)
Mix a little bit a Wormwood
With a little bit a Asphodel
(Harry just fall out)
Give a little bit a Fluxweed
With a little bit a Horned Slugs
(Harry hang all out)
With a little bit a Snake fangs
And a sprinkle a that Knotgrass
(Harry just fall out)
I like it when ya mix it
Girl, Baby makin potions
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a troll in the dungeons (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Fred & George (Oh)
I gave em gold coins
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Harry took a trip from Hogwarts to Surrey
Came back to cousin Dudley, Petunia and Vernon
Say he'd like to think about coming back next year
[Chorus x4]
(Harry hang all out)
Mix a little bit of Bezoar
With a little bit of Wolfsbane
(Harry just fall out)
Give a little bit of Bicorn Horn
With a little bit of Frog Brains
(Harry hang all out)
With a little bit of Dittany
And a sprinkle of that Lacewings
(Harry just fall out)
I like it when ya mix it
Girl, Baby makin potions
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