-> "Air Force Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Air Force Ones"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Air Force Sucks"
Parody Written by:
Aaron Paniccia
The Lyrics
"Air Force Ones"
[Intro]
We Suck.. We Suck.. We Suck
[Chorus]
I get me tu-mers
(cause) I get tu-mers
Gettin' Headaches from those air force ones
(We Suck) God i hate those air force ones
[Nelly]
I like the all white high tops with gum on the bottom
(We Suck) they were a dollar and dirty thats why I got em
(We Suck) I leave um strapped cuz the laces are gone out em
(We Suck) I ran out of food stamps after i bought um
[Kyjuan]
we like lime green Kool-Aid and kiwi
(We Suck) you couldn't get this flavor if you had a dime or three
(We Suck) you now I like the welfare
and thats just not fair
(We Suck) yea my force ones in tip top
(Me) from the thrift shop, (We Suck)
[Ali]
I like the 2 dollar pants i want dem
(We Suck) imitation leather pin stripe you should see how I do the hems
(We Suck) size twelve with the velcrow
white cuz thats always right
(We Suck) so i can see at night
thats why i bought (don't get me)the matching cap(Big boy)
[Murphy Lee]
Don't get me wrong man
Murphy lee's a dumb man
(We Suck) cuz if the stamps are in the mail you should have some man
(We Suck) you can not sit up and tell me that you have none man
(We Suck) you may not have cash or check but u got some stamps man(We Suck)
[Chorus x2]
[Murphy Lee]
We up in Salvation I'm looking like I need those
(We Suck) ten in a half to leave room incase i grow
(We Suck) I can tell she she has kankles
(We Suck) cuz shes just runnin like some ones givin out samples
(We Suck) I said excuse me miss I only wanna buy shoes
(We Suck) she said Their 3.50 a pair, you cant lose
(We Suck) I said the white sounds nice, but the price
(We Suck) is a little to high(yo)
(yo) "SNATCH AND RUN" (We Suck)
[Ali]
I like them dirty, dirty you know what i mean
(We Suck) they came that way thats why they were free
(We Suck) I like em baggy with holey socks
lows, mids and high tops, (big boy) Whatever They have
But this time they are mad old
(We Suck) but when I them old(blhhha) in the house I'm a flow
(We Suck) then its back to the purpose with em and holes in the toe
(We Suck) then I'm out of dough thats why im lifting them yo
(We Suck) on dem rebok old school with the r before the o (big boy)
[Kyjuan]
O.. k li, I treat my shoe like my station wagon
(We Suck) rusted, dirty, and wood on the side
(We Suck) spray paint on dem shoes
and the laces too
(We Suck) since I put a tissue in the sole now I got a wider shoe
(We Suck) you see the gas pedal prin when I drive in them
(We Suck), (Kyjuan, were you getting dem shoes, are you stealin them)
(We Suck) ten is my size in dem
so i buy eleven
(We Suck) aint no point in tryin these on
You know I'm boostin dem (We Suck)
[Nelly]
Now no racial shit goin on here just, whites on whites
(We Suck) paid three quarters for them lows they all tight
(We Suck) the only problem they are as dark as night
(We Suck) and theyre so padded they boost up my height
(We Suck) whats my basis? The cheap look upon their faces
(We Suck) this kids outrageous hes byein them by the cases
(We Suck) cuz once I find um I gut um and cop the laces
(We Suck) they all purpose ya heard me kinda like my datin
[Chorus x2]
[Kyjuan]
I wore spurs at first now Im haten them
(We Suck) damn, the cops are comin, so I write my name on them
(We Suck) these Chucky T ones, you gotta pay for them
(We Suck) I had lil dough so I spent it on cake instead(big boy)
[Murphy Lee]
Look I'm tryin to save up for one minute made
(We Suck) 3 years on lay-away i should have it by 2010
(We Suck) house and all
(Wow) fish bowl in the hall
(We Suck), (I got some food stamps) security buyin juice and all (big boy)
[Nelly]
Now some time I steal them free some time I just pay
(We Suck) walk in the mall and people think that I'm gay
(We Suck) so instead I go to Broadway for a play
(We Suck) the men in black and (yo)
and one of those other movies (check), (We Suck)
[Ali]
Now in the mail box were I hide mine (hide mine)
You should find mine (We Suck), (find mine)
Maybe once or twice but never three times
(We Suck) I'm just strung out rasta
I love ziti and shell pasta
(We Suck) but cant nothin compare to a fresh crispy cheese curl(We Suck)
[Chorus x2]
We Suck.. We Suck.. We Suck
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