(beginning) rob the grocerie store tell em get me a potato
one half's fresh and the other half's mold
yo. Better put it on the grill for this one ya'll know what this is. so so baked
got 30 down on the bottom shelf 30 more on the top
got some more in the freezer next to the ice cube blocks
I called the spud factory there bringing me a lot
A weeks worth of potatoes 67 box
I called Idaho they got some potatos
I eat tots every day it's the life i chose
I like to grill out nicely (oh) in my white tee (oh)
in my backyard (oh) for my wife see?
Love potatos so much they're easy to cut
My grandmama hate em but my real mama love em
cause when i (grill out for me i like eating) eating
(you got potatos stacked up to the cieling) cieling
It's a special day you know what that means
We're having taters for supper dessert's jellybeans
I like to eat it for nothing maybe cause they're good
all the tater eating gangsters know me out in their hoods
they say

Chorus: (is it in your oven) what you looking for? (is it on your grill?) you wanna see my what? (your potato your your potato) rob the grocerie store tell em make me a potato(is it in your oven) what you looking for? (is it on your grill?) you wanna see my what? (your potato your your potato) one half's fresh and the other half's mold

Watcha doing baby get out the sauerkraut
I want a potato the size of a volleyball
Don't wanna be mean but I forgot can't eat
I could burn my tongue because of the potato heat
Just remember to wrap it in aluminum foil
but take it off to be safe if u wanna boil
I use the money for potatos on the grill
side dish carrots chips and dip this cookout is so for real
My motivation is those potato salads delicious
I'll be chewing on french fries but you chew on licorice
Everybody likes the potatos I be making
I put a smile to your face but a frown eating bacon
I just ate a box of potatos time to get a new package
All me potatos stacked up are bigger than saturn
Eat a hot potato when you got the chills
Forget george foreman i got myself a gas grill

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Yup got the hashbrowns got the french fries got the tots
Name any potato and I'm sure i got
For potatos I got a lot
Make sure you eat them before they rot
I'm gonna loot all the food potatos like your gramma would
I hustle american fries from you i'm that damn good
I stop at the shop get the hot potatos robbed
I stole a lot and I outrun the cops
I ain't dissing potatos but they're only alright
I ate one and the peel had weird bright white
It was so bright it made my eyesight blurry
Then I took another bite and it tasted furry
I bought 4 different packs they're fabulous thangs
I ate em all last night it was a fabulous taste
The potatos are awesome they're not just good
(all of its fresh none of its mold)

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Boy gimme your taters that you make
how much can i pay?
The first time i ate them the first thing i wanted to say hey

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