Intro: It’s cotton
My cotton shirts
They’re cotton
Oh!
With a little bit of (swish, swash)
And a little bit of (wish, wash)
With a little bit of (swish, swash)
And a little bit of (wish, wash)
With a little bit of (swish, swash)
And a little bit of (wish, wash)

Verse 1: I was like, real cautious
This makes me nauseous (uh!)
I’m thoughtless, my laundry ain’t flawless
Lookin’ for the right temp to wash my whites (you know)
Lookin’ for the right sum to add of Tide
Then um, I’m washin’, y’all should caution (oh!)
When all of my clothes are sloshin’
Check it, got it locked on the block of laundry mat Wong Shin
Warm drinks, cold joe, clothes I’m washin
No time stealing, mold up on the ceiling, walls peelin’
I need you to give out out my change real fast
Is that too much for me to ask? (oh!)
Cuz I feel like cleanin’ clothes, like all these av’rage joes (uh, uh)
Sometimes I gotta hold my nose
From that pile of stinky clothes

Chorus: I said it’s getting’ stank in herre (so stank)
I better wash them clothes
(It is getting so rank, you better rinse them clothes out)
Oh! It’s getting rank in herre (so rank)
I’d rather not disclose
(It is getting so stank, you better wash them clothes out)
Uh, uh, uh
Laundry day has come up!

Verse 2: Why you at the mat if you ain’t washin’ your clothing?
Spendin’ hours upon hours just drying and loading
And it really takes, so long, not to mention the folding
Did it come out? I gotta check it, no way of knowing
And then there’s sortin’, gotta set out all the del’cates
Colors, cottons, and the white bits
Under amour from Ann Abor, but does it still fit?
Know more ‘bout laundry than I would admit
Small, skintight I shrank all my t-shirts
Choking me it just really hurts
I’m not a woman so baby I can’t clean
That was sexist, not what I mean
So throw them in like you’re havin’ fun
You know sittin’ next your machine while it starts to run
Seein’ all the pink and lettin’ out a loud swear
Like “Damn, think I left some red in there!”
Oh!

Chorus: I said it’s getting’ stank in herre (so stank)
I better wash them clothes
(It is getting so rank, you better rinse them clothes out)
Oh! It’s getting rank in herre (so rank)
I’d rather not disclose
(It is getting so stank, you better wash them clothes out)
Uh, uh, uh
Laundry day has come up!

Mix a little bit a (swish, swash)
With a little bit a (wish, wash)
Laundry day has come!
Give a little bit a (ching, ching)
With a little bit a (ding, ding)
Time to hang the clothes up!
With a little bit a (splish, splash)
And a sprinkle of my All stash
Laundry day has come!
I like it when it (wish wash)
Man, Downey make it (sniff, ah)
Oh!

Bridge: Not bouncy, like cloudies
I need a vat with a whole lotta Downey (What!?)
I just kiddin’, I’m clowning (Oh)
Unless you gonna do it
Extra extra eh, need more Gain
Machine starts to overflow, won’t do that again
Came back with somethin’ stronger than that Oxiclean name
It burnt holes in my clothes but got rid of the stains
Oh!

Chorus: I said it’s getting’ stank in herre (so stank)
I better wash them clothes
(It is getting so rank, you better rinse them clothes out)
Oh! It’s getting rank in herre (so rank)
I’d rather not disclose
(It is getting so stank, you better wash them clothes out)
Uh, uh, uh
Laundry day has come up!

Chorus: I said it’s getting’ stank in herre (so stank)
I better wash them clothes
(It is getting so rank, you better rinse them clothes out)
Oh! It’s getting rank in herre (so rank)
I’d rather not disclose
(It is getting so stank, you better wash them clothes out)
Uh, uh, uh
Laundry day has come up!

Outro: Mix a little bit a (swish, swash)
With a little bit a (wish, wash)
Laundry day has come!
Give a little bit a (ching, ching)
With a little bit a (ding, ding)
Time to hang the clothes up!
With a little bit a (splish, splash)
And a sprinkle of my All stash
Laundry day has come!
I like it when it (wish wash)
Man, Downey make it (sniff, ah)
Oh!