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Song Parodies -> "DL-lemma"
Original Song Title:
"Dilemma"
Original Performer:
Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland
Parody Song Title:
"DL-lemma"
Parody Written by:
Chuckobo
The Lyrics
KaZaA... kudos to KaZaA! Hehe... ok see if you like.
I... love you, and I... need you
KaZaA I... love you, I do... need you - but:
No matter what song's new, it's always there when I find you,
Though our love may be untrue, you're the only one that I pursue,
You're always wearin' green and blue, with a touch of desktop too,
I'm only one step away from you, just a little click and then I'm through.
Click it, click it, click it, uhh
I met this girl online, I think she's got the hots for me
And uhh, she's is the one to be when you wanna download MP3s
But oh no, oh no, she's comin' down
Crashed again, doh' oh, but that's okay
Cause I, dialin' up with perfect timin', romantically rhymin'
Like a fiddler, jammin' on my elec violin
And in no time... (no time) I...
I gonna make this pop hit mine... and that's for sure
Cause I, just cannot stop downloadin', pumpin' my collection,
But uh, there's something wrong with my top satellite connection,
So hey check this out she typed this last nite:
(Come on Charlsy gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Click it, click it, click it, uhh
Oh baby I just can't stop missing you more everyday,
And uhh, how is it possible for our virtual love to be conveyed?
If there was a wa-ay, or maybe not
For me to sta-ay... online for another year
But I, I like your speed, your skin, your bandwidth network
The way you DC my intellaweb that drives me berserk
Now that's fully chic...
And time to change my MSN nick... don't you forget it
But uh, me bein' ambidextrous got my hands mixed up
Oh damn, gonna have to key it tonite real close up
But hey don't leave oh baby let's do this:
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Rip it for me K
I... love you, and I... need you
KaZaA I... love you, I do... (c'mon babe)
But you're more than I'll... ever know
Too much love, that you show
I can always count on you
For all my MP3s... yeah!
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
KaZaA I... love you, I do... need you - but:
No matter what song's new, it's always there when I find you,
Though our love may be untrue, you're the only one that I pursue,
You're always wearin' green and blue, with a touch of desktop too,
I'm only one step away from you, just a little click and then I'm through.
Click it, click it, click it, uhh
I met this girl online, I think she's got the hots for me
And uhh, she's is the one to be when you wanna download MP3s
But oh no, oh no, she's comin' down
Crashed again, doh' oh, but that's okay
Cause I, dialin' up with perfect timin', romantically rhymin'
Like a fiddler, jammin' on my elec violin
And in no time... (no time) I...
I gonna make this pop hit mine... and that's for sure
Cause I, just cannot stop downloadin', pumpin' my collection,
But uh, there's something wrong with my top satellite connection,
So hey check this out she typed this last nite:
(Come on Charlsy gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Click it, click it, click it, uhh
Oh baby I just can't stop missing you more everyday,
And uhh, how is it possible for our virtual love to be conveyed?
If there was a wa-ay, or maybe not
For me to sta-ay... online for another year
But I, I like your speed, your skin, your bandwidth network
The way you DC my intellaweb that drives me berserk
Now that's fully chic...
And time to change my MSN nick... don't you forget it
But uh, me bein' ambidextrous got my hands mixed up
Oh damn, gonna have to key it tonite real close up
But hey don't leave oh baby let's do this:
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Rip it for me K
I... love you, and I... need you
KaZaA I... love you, I do... (c'mon babe)
But you're more than I'll... ever know
Too much love, that you show
I can always count on you
For all my MP3s... yeah!
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
[Chorus]
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
Your sis, yeah her name is KaZaA Lite
Firewall, just gonna make it right
One click, then I'll be in the site
DC, then I'll be outta sight
(Come on KaZaA gimme a *kiss*)
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