-> "Mealz"
Original Song Title:
"Grillz"
Parody Song Title:
"Mealz"
Parody Written by:
Avery
The Lyrics
NELLY featuring PAUL WALL
"MEALZ"
[Ride up on the drive through, tell em make me a meal!]
[Add a large Coke homie hope my fries ain't cold!]
(Jermaine Dupri)
Yo I'm feeling anemic with this one
Ya'll know what dis is...So So Deaf
(Nelly)
Got 30 nuggets on Sunday, 30 more on that Monday
All with barbeque sauce, or mustard mixed with that honey
I just got paid this past Friday, first thing I'll do with my money
Is buy a value meal loaded with fattenin food for my tummy
I got like burgers and milkshakes, and hot apple pies
I'm eatin' mealz err day, you can tell by my size
I'm eatin' mealz out nicely (OH) in my white tee (OH)
Feeling nicely (OH) Super Size ME!
Sesame seeded, I can tell when I eat it
Ya see my liver must hate it, but my taste buds they need it
Cuz when I...
Order from the menu heart's beatin' (beatin)
Hunger pains are increasin' (increasin)
I got a meal from a Popeye's Chicken, you know what that mean?
It came with drumsticks, thighs, chips, and black eye peas
I wouldn't leave it for nothing, cuz these mealz just taste so good
So if you catch me in ya city crusin' round in ya hood just say...
[Chorus]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Ride up on the drive through, tell em make me a meal!]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Add a large Coke homie hope my fries ain't cold!]
(Paul Wall)
What it do baby?
Hold da ice man Paul Waul
Some say I'm greasy like I wash up with a Crisco ball
I got my order and my choices, I'm all set
If I had a Visa, these mealz would leave me in debt
My teeth are showing cuz i'm happy like a lil' boy
Smilin' when my meal is up, and hopin' that i get a toy
I put my money where my mouth is and bought a Meal
40 fries, extra bacon, don't forget my free re-fill
My motivation is that melted cheese, toasted buns
I always take the drive-thru cuz I be steadily on the run
I got a fork here and knife here, I'm salivatin'
But it's my weight that got these skinny dudes playa hatin'
Diet consist of junk, ain't proud but I don't try to hide it
Open up my fridge, and you would think McDonald's had a riot
My dough is non-stretching, spending all my dollar bills
Call me Hamburgler cuz I'm stealin' everybody's Mealz!
[Chorus]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Ride up on the drive through, tell em make me a meal!]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Add a large Coke homie hope my fries ain't cold!]
(*)
Dip seeing yellows, seeing purples, seeing red (hey)
Sprinkles in my Blizzard right before I go to bed (hey)
You won't catch me with a fruit juice box
Ate so many nuggets caught chicken pox
(**)
Dis what I do nothing new
Spendin bills on dat cheddar
When I'm hungry feel sick
Belly full, feelin' better
Where they got them I can spot them
Food is fresh, neva rotten
Pick my mealz from the board like a slave pickin' cotton
(*)
I ain't dissin' no body but you know this brother's right
Yep eat the most whether day or night
I can't focus cuz my eyesight blurry
Right about now I could use a McFlurry
(**)
I got 4 different spots when I'm doing my thing
One for tacos, one pizza, one that sell onion rings
And da other been my fav since I was 10 years old
[Add a large Coke homie hope my fries ain't cold]
[Chorus]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Ride up on the drive through, tell em make me a meal!]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Add a large Coke homie hope my fries ain't cold!]
Man how you getcha meal that way and
How much did you pay
Every time I see you
The first thing I'm gone say hey.....
[Chorus]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Ride up on the drive through, tell em make me a meal!]
Man you look hungry
(What you lookin' at?)
Won't you buy a meal?
(Won't I buy a whaaaaat?)
Ma-ma-meal, ma, ma, ma-meal
[Add a large Coke homie hope my fries ain't cold!]
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