-> "Avirex Pro Series"
Original Song Title:
"Air Force Ones"
Parody Song Title:
"Avirex Pro Series"
Parody Written by:
MC Budder feat. Luke Warm Boy$
The Lyrics
chorus
(Large Bheezy) Give me 1 pair
(I.Mack) Coz I can't afford 2 pairs
(MC Budder) So I can get 2 jiggin in my Avirex Pro Series
(T-Hen) (Big Boy) I can get 2 shakin in my Avirex Pro Series
verse 1
[T-Hen]
I find em' stained brown, high top, with gum stuck 2 the bottom
I just like the gum, dirty that's why I got em'
The soles torn out, tounge missin' then come up out em'
The last person 2 act like they wanted em' they done got em'
[Large Bheezy]
Now if you u and u see hot pink it's L.B.
I couldn't get those colors if I had a personal genie
u know I keep the hip hop, my white boys flip flop
yeah my Avirex in tip top but now ain't so hot
[MC Budder]
I can't afford the limited edition, the kaki but they stained green
I found em' on the side of the street u should see how I do the strings
size 11 wit half a strap and gotta steal Ali's cardinal cap
No flavors and theres only 1 place I'm ever at
[I.Mack]
Now don't get me wrong man
coz I$aac Mack ain't dumb man
And if u have the chance to steal somebody elses shoes then u should man
I'm a stand up and tell u that I have nothin
After i jump u i'll have 3 or 4 and you'll have none man
chorus 2x
verse 2
[I.Mack]
We up in Value City and I'm wishin I could buy those
10 1/2 and grab a bag and I'll be out the store with those
I could tell she's never seen I$aac M.Ack befo
coz she's just standin there as if I'm missin free throws
I said excuse me miss I only wanna steal shoes
she said I hate I.Mack especially in the white and blues
I said the white and blue, no way make it gray
Then I signed an autograph but she done threw that away
[MC Budder]
I keep it real honkey, honkey know how I do
Royal and yellow with the Wolverines, the Gators orange and blue
couldn't afford em' floppy so I just wear the ankle socks
my price range is bout 50 bucks lower then low, mid, or high tops
with no sole or Tims but I'm wishin I had any laces when it's cold
but when the ice hit's my neck (brr) and the summer his hot as heck
then it's right back 2 sunburns with blisters on my neck
and I'm stoppin that dough you're tryin 2 spend 4 sho
those Avirex Pro Series around me are gettin stole
[Large Bheezy]
o.k. Budder, my shoes are my ride
that's why I try 2 keep em' clean coz nobody will give me a ride
eat candy and prime ribs, add some french fries and chips
spilled A1 sauce all over the place now I gotta clean all this (oohhh)
u see that trycicle with 24's I'm drivin that
(Bhezzy where u gettin those laces, u can't afford none of that)
10 is my size in em', no point in tiein' em'
they know I'm gonna stick em' under my shirt and try 2 run with them
[T-Hen]
nothin get's the hype first sight like mud on white
3 quarters in my pocket but that can last me all night
the only problem is it's hard 2 jump people when it's dark outside
and if u find em' with only a couple scuffs u have pretty good eye sight
what's my basis, ain't nothin about them faces
this kid is courageous, he stealin by the cases
coz i make it less odvious by guttin em' and switchin the laces
they no-purpose u heard me kinda like the Oakland Raiders
chorus 2x
verse 3
[Large Bheezy]
I had Spurs at first but T-Hen wearin them
don't care when those come out coz I ain't gettin them
these Rex's is Harlem Series I really gotta wait on them
wasn't bein careful so I smudged some cake on them
[I.Mack]
look I'm tryin 2 keep it up like a one minute man
me and Budder hoppin' dat Kawasaki and these 2 head bands
puter and all, (u willin) broke a fish tank in da mall
(I got some 3's) security runnin' us out and all
[T-Hen]
listen, I buy em' with my welfare coz I can't afford 2 pay
walk in2 Value City and they know what I'm bout 2 say
I don't even care what color dat they stained
the easiest ones 2 steal is da one's u got on display
[MC Budder]
I sneak in2 the back of the shop and that's when I get mine (get mine)
I wish I had money so I could start buyin (start buyin)
I may have 1 or 2 but never 3 dimes
I ain't no sneaker pro
and never seen a Puma or shell-toe
but nothin can beat a pair of rain boots 4 my feet (yeah)
chorus 2x
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