-> "Dentist Appointment"
Original Song Title:
"Grillz"
Parody Song Title:
"Dentist Appointment"
The Lyrics
Never at da dentist, terrified of the drillz
uh, uh
Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled
Yo, my molars about to get infected wit dis one
Yeah, I know what I got bad bad breath
You know my teeth are all rotten, Wish the pain would sure stop
Make an appointment, Before my teeth look like rocks
And now today it's a week, Say I'm in da parking lot
I pay the meter price, After I find me a spot
I got like light browns and yellows
And disgusting greens
You could go there errday, Same ol' routine
At first they always numb me (oh)
Then they drill me (oh)
Then they floss me (oh)
Then they bill me
Oh gengivitus, Oh dem drills are the blightest
They'd give ya a clue you gon be turtured
But you don't got the slightest
I walk in
Sign you name right here on this paper
Doc will call you in later
You want strawberry of cotton candy
What type of florine
I just sit down in the chair, I'm already hearing screams
They just a startin' the flossin', I've already got tears
They tell me it is such a pity, havn't brushed in ten years
They say.....
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin' at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of da drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get ya what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)
Infected maybe
Seems I'm gettin gum disease
I need some fillings cause I got ten cavities
I got my mouth reakin', gag you to death
You might just pass out, take one wiff of my breath
Can't even feel it if I'm chewin' on aluminum foil
I'm not jokin, I'm not lyin, But what da heck is mouthwash fo
Can put their floride where my mouth is, just not the drill
They sound harmless, help kill plaque, better know dem things could kill
My motivation is from 30 years of not brushin' to ruinin' my mouth
Maybe, I should try some Crest
I got my molars that are not immaculatin'
But as we speak my teeth are all degeneratin'
Take my advice, never try to whiten with Mr. Clean
Good care fo my mouth, Just get a bottle of Listerine
My teeth are mind blowin' givin' everybody chills
Scared of Bob Veila cuz I'm terrified of his drills
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of the drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)
I need some fillings, need some drillings, root canal
Nurse just said that wisdome got to come out
I'm telling you I don't know what to do
My teeth are almost rotted clear through
Tooth decay, dentist say
You beleive what he's sayin'
Almost eight hundred bucks
Hope my insuranse is payin'
What is killin' is the billin'
Got his drill, I nearly faught him
I might have trenchmouth and my teeth are all rotten
My teeth are all crooked and I got an overbite
Couple decades since my mouth bright white
I need some help, they should throw me on Maury
Doc you must admit, my teeth kinda look scurry
Give me laughin' gas, or give me novacaine
So I wont have this terrible pain
I should brush mo often, that's what I've been told
And It's really painful when I eat somethin cold
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of the drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)
Boy, there's a problem with your x-rays, just
come in next Tuesday
Then the doc will see you
The first thing he gon say is....
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
My, my drill my, my, my drill
(Never at da dentist, terrified of the drills)
Open fo me Mr. Lee
(What you lookin at)
I better get my drill
(Your gonna get yo what)
Take deep breaths, count back from twelve
(Have da whole top rotten, and they gotta be pulled)
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