"Rob the hardware store and steal all of their grills"

"Got a whole top charcoal and the bottom propane"

Got propane down at the bottom, charcoal up at the top.
Covered in lighter fluid, little shurefire blocks.
Steak and burgers grilling on top of charcoal rocks.
At a steak restaraunt, these things would go for a lot.
I got A1 and tobassco, salt and pepper for shure.
I change spices everyday, like you change clothes.
Grill when a breeze blows lightly, oh, in my white tee.
Unless it's barbeque, oh, then in my red tee.
My steak's a fragrant delight, you can tell when the cut it.
My great-grandmama can't eat it, but my lil' mama love it.
Cause when you "open up the lid your'e grill clean man, (clean man)
Burgers smothered with cheese man (cheese man.)
I got a grill called a weber, you know what that means?
It grills all kinds of food and it never needs cleaned.
I wouldn't leave it for nothing, only a crazy man would.
So if you see me in your'e city, grilling out in your'e hood just say,
"Light the grill up for me daddy."
Why would I do that?
"I wanna see you grill."
You wanna see me what (what?)
"Yup just grill, yup, yup just grill."
Rob the hardware store and steal all of they're grills.
How ya doing baby, we grilling burgers and hot dogs.
So grab a lawn chair and get yourself some butchered hog.
I got the little charcoal briquets all hand-set.
I'm gonna cause a riot if the steaks aren't done yet.
Burgers grilling on a grate covered with aluminum foil,
smiling, showing off my steaks, get the fire higher with oil.
I put my steaks where my mouth is and bought a grill,
ribs, burgers, chicken, and steaks, let them know I'm so for real.
My motivation is the ribs on the BBQ, the front of my grillsays weber,
symbolizing the best.
I got the bunsen and the sunbeam thats good with pork,
but it's my weber that's got these party-goers wanting more.
My grill so big that sometimes it set of alarms,
but open up the lid and you see more chickens than a farm.
My steaks are mind-blowing, giving everybody chills.
Call me George Foreman cause I'm selling everybody grills.
"Light up the grill for me daddy."
Why would I do that?
"I wanna see you grill."
You wanna see me what (what?)
"Yup just grill, yup. yup just grill."
Gotta whole top charcoal and the bottom propane.
Yup got them bunsons, got them sunbeams got them webs,
light up the grill and make you woosie in your'e head.
You can catch me grilling out on your'e block,
my grill's got the colors of a fruit loop box.
My beef puts you on the lou with yor'e brother and your'e mother and your'e grandma, I'd rather be eating steak than on the job banging hammers. Got grates on the top and the bottom, I've served everybody steaks, even George W. and Saddam.
I'm not dissing nobody but let's bring it to the light,
my steaks are better than the average bite.
The smells of my steaks will make your'e eyesight blurry,
it's better than Outback, you can even ask the jury.
I got four different sets it's a fabulous thang,
one white one yellow like fabulous change.
And the other set is green and got my name in the game,
"gotta whole top charcoal and the bottom propane."
"Light the grill for me daddy."
Why would I do that?
"I wanna see you grill."
You wanna see me what (what?)
"Yup, just grill, yup, yup just grill."
Rob the hardware store and steal all of their grills.