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Song Parodies -> "Thickheaded"

Original Song Title:

"Promiscuous"

Original Performer:

Nelly Furtado

Parody Song Title:

"Thickheaded"

Parody Written by:

Barry Harrison

The Lyrics

This parody is all about a guy running into a girl. He likes her, but finds out that she has a touch of Dyslexia.
N: I thrown you off?
Yep
N: Get away from me

How you doin' young lady
That feelin' that you bearin' really makes me crazy
You don't have a clue about Jake (?)
I said a lot of trash first time that we spake

Looking for a girl that'll knock your head
And you lookin' for her in the daytime on your bed
I don't get you're message, so say it just right
Might find out by the end of the night

N: You expect me to just cut my booty
But will you still respect me if you shoot me

All I won't do is try, gimme a break
What's the problem, I can see you're divers license's fake.

I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so stupid

N: You wanna get in my room, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, lets jog for a minute

Chorus-
Oh thickheaded girl
Wherever you are
You need to go
Youre what the hospital wants

N: Oh half-witted boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Oh thickheaded girl
You're scaring me
Go get a check-up
Doctor's got what you need

N: Oh half-witted boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Verse-
N: Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
My uncle is dead
And you taste like poo

Hey! I can't get away from you
Will you go, cause you're freaky, like I told you
N: I'm out of this house come with me to my bedroom
Get you on my pillow, we can listen to some "Mushaboom"!

Her name is Leslie
Last name Feist
Recognise her
She's sweet and nice

N: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get stupid I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health

I'll talk the health for you
Cuz you really need some help.

Also we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know
If you're gullable, I'll show you a place to go

N: What kind of girl do you take me for?

Chorus-
Oh thickheaded girl
Wherever you are
You need to go
You're what the hospital wants

N: Oh half-witted boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Oh thickheaded girl
You're scaring me
Go get a check-up
Doctor's got what you need

N: Oh half-witted boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Don't be a fool, go to school
N: Don't get cool, stupid fool

Hey! Don't be a fool, go to school
N: Don't get cool, stupid fool

Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see your with handcuffs on

I can see you with nothing on
feeling all me before you bring that on

Bring 'what' on?
N: You know what I mean

Girl, I'm afraid you shouldn't say those things

I'm only trying to get inside your clothes
To see if you can work me the way it shows

It's okay, it's alright
I'll call 911 if you like

Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Leave me alone before I give you a slap

Chorus-
Oh thickheaded girl
Wherever you are
You need to go
You're what the hospital wants

N: Oh half-witted boy
I'll call the police
And you're drivind me crazy
I'd better murder you're niece

Oh thickheaded girl
You're scaring me
Go get a check-up
Doctor's got what you need

N: Oh half-witted boy
Get killed by a train
I just don't wanna see you no more





In the end, she snds up in a Psychiatric ward.

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BulldozerBegins - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
A little hard to follow as to who dislikes whom more, but I see the overall logistic of it. Are you sure her problem is dyslexia? It sounds a little more like a nymphomaniacal schizophrenic to me.

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