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Song Parodies -> "Fan-Heater"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Original Performer:
Nelly Furtado
Parody Song Title:
"Fan-Heater"
Parody Written by:
NoNosedDog
The Lyrics
Dogs glued to trees by icy-wee
I walk in the door and its freezing
Frozen puddles on the living room floor
Snow is drifting up against all my doors
Everybody get your scarves to wrap around
All you crazy people get your mittens found
I just don't want to see you all freeze
I'll get the fan-heater on feel that warm breeze
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
Run it in cars
Run it indoors
Make you warm all over, love!
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
run it in cars
run it indoors
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
And when I walk I feel my feet go numb
You could say my nipples look like dockers' thumbs
When I start my car I de-ice it
And my windscreen gets all covered in grit
Everybody get your scarves to wrap around
All you crazy people get your mittens found
I eat Ready Brek to keep me warm inside
My thermos keeps my tea warm for a long time
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
Run it in cars
Run it indoors
Make you warm all over, love!
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
run it in cars
run it indoors
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
Run it in cars
Run it indoors
Make you warm all over, love!
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
run it in cars
run it indoors
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
I walk in the door and its freezing
Frozen puddles on the living room floor
Snow is drifting up against all my doors
Everybody get your scarves to wrap around
All you crazy people get your mittens found
I just don't want to see you all freeze
I'll get the fan-heater on feel that warm breeze
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
Run it in cars
Run it indoors
Make you warm all over, love!
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
run it in cars
run it indoors
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
And when I walk I feel my feet go numb
You could say my nipples look like dockers' thumbs
When I start my car I de-ice it
And my windscreen gets all covered in grit
Everybody get your scarves to wrap around
All you crazy people get your mittens found
I eat Ready Brek to keep me warm inside
My thermos keeps my tea warm for a long time
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
Run it in cars
Run it indoors
Make you warm all over, love!
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
run it in cars
run it indoors
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
Run it in cars
Run it indoors
Make you warm all over, love!
Fan-heater, element's hot
Make fan blow hard
Make you warm all over, love!
Get a fan-heater
run it in cars
run it indoors
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
Keep the brass monkey attached to its balls
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I really liked this, seems original as well. Though it may have more impact when the winter comes! 555
Thanks.. I did think it was a bit out of season.. haven't even had my summer hols yet!
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