Paperback, paperback...
(grim moanings echo all round)

Everybody look at him, him
Always looking pallid and grim, grim
Book six revealed his true alignment
He's protecting Draco on consignment
Everybody's wands flashed and zapped around
Tried to stop the enemy on Hogwarts ground
He got the better of the old bean, bean
Now Hogwarts be looking for a new dean

Death Eater
Makes your skin crawl
Dumbledore fall
On the orders of Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
He's a half-blood
Treated like crud
And he's allied with Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Teachin' Potions
Lacks emotions
And he's working for Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Ron and Harry
Hermione
Wish they never met him at all

And when he walks into the classroom
Minus points be flying all around soon
When he asks a question, boy, he means it
With no regards to whether Harry's seen it
Everybody's bad the moment they get in
Better Hufflepuff opposed to Slytherin
You didn't see that Severus would change sides?
I wonder what took him so long just to decide

Death Eater
When the Mark burns
Dumbledore's turn
Kick the bucket for Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Hung with Bella
And Narcissa
Who were working for Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Led to killing
Of Emmeline
By the orders of Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Arthur, Molly
Twins and Ginny
Wish they never met him at all

Oh, aaaaaaaah!
Oh, aaaaaaaah!
Oh, aaaaaaaah!
Oh, aaaaaaaah!
Yeaaaaaah...
Oh, aaaaaaaah!
Oh, aaaaaaaah!
Oh, aaaaaaaah!
...ARGH!

Death Eater
Unforgiven
Curse he's usin'
On the orders of Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Made his own spells
Curses as well
And he's working for Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
James and Sirius
Also Remus
Teased the ally of Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
All the teachers
From this feature
Wish they never met him at all

Never ever met him at all!
They wish they never ever met him at all!
They wish they never ever met him at all!
They wish they never ever met him at all!
They wish they never ever met him at all!
They wish they never ever met him at all!
They wish they never ever met him at all!
They wish they never ever met him at all!

Death Eater
Making things worse
Cast the death curse
On the order of Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Spell made boy bleed
Blockin' mind reads
And he's allied with Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Played by Rickman
He's a sick man
And he's working for Voldemort
He's a Death Eater
Didn't know that
Now he's turned bad
Wish we never met him at all...