Honestly, cartoons on TV
Better than reality, that's how it is with me
But really, life is dandy
Here's a cartoon, from the late nineties

Flem and Earl, lovers to friends
They're characters from Cow & Chicken
Flem and Earl, lovers to friends
They appear on Cow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken, Cow and...
Yes, they're on Cow and Chicken
Cow and Chicken, Cow and...
Why don't you go and watch Cow 'n' Chicken

The Red Guy, so flamboyant
Wondering if he's gay (gay)
There's cousin Boneless
Living his way, think he's homeless
The Teacher always yelling, whines
When cousin Sow came by
She was sent back to her pigsty

Flem and Earl, lovers to friends
On a show called Cow & Chicken
Flem and Earl, lovers to friends
Yes, it's canon on Cow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken, Cow and...
Let's all watch Cow and Chicken
Cow and Chicken, Cow and...
A 90s party with Cow 'n' Chicken

Well, the Ugliest Weenie was a smash
Better than that show, M*A*S*H
When wieners clash, it's a school play—
While Cow didn't jump over the moon
She'll be Super Cow soon
And she won't croon, but she can—

Fly, fly, fly, fly...

Flem and Earl, lovers to friends
Lots of weirdness on Cow & Chicken
Flem and Earl, lovers to friends
"I Am Weasel" is a spin-off of Cow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken, Cow and...
Love that show, Cow and Chicken
Cow and Chicken, Cow and...
It's hella funny, Cow 'n' Chicken

Well, this show is better than Twilight: New Moon
Better than Dune
Watch it from July to June
And it didn't run for many seasons
There are many reasons
And the reruns started ceasin'
Once you start watching
You won't be stopping
It's a favorite across the nation
This may explain why I'm such a loon, loon
Not from huffing paint fumes
It's this show, made me so happy I could die