-> "Illuminious Eyes (Chairman Drek fansong)"
Original Song Title:
"Promiscious Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"Illuminious Eyes (Chairman Drek fansong)"
Parody Written by:
Lombax Queen
The Lyrics
Bud: I think the most defining thing about Chairman Drek was his eyes. Don't you think?
Me: Yeah.
Bud: Yeah. They're illuminous.
Bud:
Drek's got charm, he's got style.
But it's those eyes that really drive you wild
Those eyes so shiny blue and emotionless.
I was at a loss of words first time i saw them.
Me:
Those eyes look like they could light up the night
They're so souless, shiny and extremely bright.
He's got the charm, but it's the eyes that have it.
It's those eyes that really enchant me
[Bud] Big bad boss from the first game
Blue eyed alien with a genius mind
Me:
That Drek's got eyes that enchant that's true
Because they're shiny, souless and oh so blue
Bud:
I be the first to admit it, I like those eyes they look beautiful
[Me] Its Drek and his maginificent eyes
That guy's slick and he's got charm
[Chorus]
Illuminous Eyes
That blargian glare
What a great stare
So souless and blue
[Me] Illuminous Eyes
Those blue eyes glow
It reallly does show
So eerie and blue.
Bud:
Illumunious Eyes
So alluring
That Drek has got charm
And such beautiful eyes
[Me] It's those eyes that have got me in a tizzy.
[Verse]
[Bud:] Chairman Drek from Ratchet and Clank he's got such wit and lovely eyes.
Me:
Hey! He's my favourite character from the first game
[Bud] He's out of this world, that executive blarg.
He's got those eyes that almost hypontise.
Me:
He's the chairman
His name is Drek
In the first game of Ratchet andClank
Its his blue eyes that shine like armour on a tank.
[Bud] He's got the eyes
He's got that glare so cool and gkare so alluring
I wish i had those eyes
Me: Me too.
(Ad lib)
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
Illuminous Eyes
That blargian glare
What a great stare
So souless and blue
[Me] Illuminous Eyes
Those blue eyes glow
It reallly does show
So eerie and blue.
Bud:
Illumunious Eyes
So alluring
That Drek has got charm
And such beautiful eyes
Drek's so bad, but his eyes have that gleam
[Me): He's so badbut his eyes have that gleem
Drek's so bad, but his eyes have that gleam
[Me): He's so badbut his eyes have that gleem
Wait! He's got all that charm
Those blue eyes that glow and shine
Me:
Chairman Drek's so slick and sly
That glarecan just drive you wild.
He's so shy
Me: It's those eyes,
He's Chairman Drek, he's got those eyes.
Me:
The blarg's got eyes, his eyes that glare,
his eyes that glow, his eyes that glow.
Bud:
It's those eyes, it's those eyes
He's got such enchanting eyes
Me:
Hey that Drek has got cool looking eyes
so shiny, souless, blue and beautiful.
[Chorus]
Illuminous Eyes
That blargian glare
What a great stare
So souless and blue
[Me] Illuminous Eyes
Those blue eyes glow
It reallly does show
So eerie and blue.
Bud:
Illumunious Eyes
So alluring
That Drek has got charm
And such beautiful eyes
[Me): Drek's illuminous eyes
They enchant me and they glow
So souless and blue
It's those eyes
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