-> "An Ode to Shirley Jane"
Original Song Title:
"So Sick"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"An Ode to Shirley Jane"
Parody Written by:
Sam Fisher (the real Splinter Cell guy)
The Lyrics
Gotta throw the wigs into the bin
Now I'm sick at you
Cuz right now it says that we
Can't watch that Blue's Clues
And you're loved by many kids
But you're a bratty whore
But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore
(You're ridiculous)
It's been months
Since I've been at Disney
(can't get over us)
And I'm stronger than this
(enough is enough)
No more walkin round
With my head down
I'm so tired of meeting you
Dance in front of me
And I'm so sick at Dimples
Stand up and cheer
So done with Fanning, meeting you here
Said I'm so sick at Dimples, so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
Gotta fix the DVDs I have
No "Baby Take A Bow"
Because since you were so old
There's no more chance I'll chow with you
I'm so fed up with me watching you
Eat a can of cheese
And how every song reminds me
That you just peed...
That's the reason I'm so sick at Dimples
Stand up and cheer
So done with Fanning, meeting you here
Said I'm so sick at Dimples, so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
(Leave me alone)
Leave me alone
(Hated her songs songs)
Dont make me think about her smile
Or having my first child
I'm letting go
Better watch a TV show...
(repeat chorus 3x)
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