Bowser
Bowser
Bowser
Bowser
Woo!

I just wanted Peach's cake
Now I'm grabbin' Power Stars
Lots of them around the place
Like a plot-device-athon
Could be anywhere in here
Like inside a chandeli-ier
Though it seems I'm filled with cheer
Inside I'm all-a sorts of mad, see
Yes, I'm angry
At Bowser (Bowser)
At Bo-o-owser

Cause he took my Princess Peach away
Gonna punch him in the face
And stop his plo-o-ot
His evil plot
His bad-a plo-o-ot
What is his plot? (sea-ea-earch me)
Cause his motives, they change ev'ry day
Doesn't matter anyway
He's still-a go-o-ot
Peach, so I'll stop
His evil plo-o-ot
By stomping lots
Of Goomba clo-o-ods

Bro Luigi's pitching in
And he sure-a helps a to-on
Lots of Koopas to-a hit
And ev'ry now and then, a bo-oss
These guys can't touch me-e-e
So Bowser (Bowser)
I'm coming, Bowse-e-er
Ho!

And if any Boo gets in our way
Luigi will bust their face
Yeah, we won't sto-o-op
Doing our job
Stop Bowser's plo-o-ot
Not plumbing, clod (pa-a-a-lease)
Plot McGuffins, Bowser stole away
And so them, we'll have to save
That is our lo-o-ot
Always-a stop
Bowser's dumb plo-o-o-o-ot
To do-a what?
Don't care a jo-o-ot

Stop Bowser, that bastard, he stole-a
My Peach-a, so brother, let's stop-a
That Bowser, mmm-mmm-mmm
Let's stop his plot, my bro-o
Won't let his plot go, no-o (evil plot oh no no)
On him, we'll stomp , like so-o (super stomp, oh whoa whoa whoa whoa)
Right on his bonce, bro

Lots of power-ups around the place
I'll take Ice and you take Flame (ee-eah)
And we'll curb-sto-o-omp (with our brown boots, sto-o-omp)
That Bowser sod
We're sure to sto-o-op (on Yoshi's back, we'll sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-op)
His evil plot (see)
And though his plots are mostly the same (eh-eh-eh)
This is serious, no game (that is true-ue, no ga-a-ame, no-o)
We have to sto-o-op (Bowser, we have to sto-o-op)
His evil plot
Luigi, ho-o-op (bro-o)
On Bowser's scone (right on his stupid sco-o-o-one)
Until he dro-o-ops

Mario Brothers will save the day
End that Bowser's evil reign
We'll jump on to-o-op
Of his green bonce
Until he dro-o-ops (until he dro-o-o-o-o-ops)
Won't take too long
He'll soon be go-o-one

Damn Bowser