Song Parodies -> "Miss Co-Dependent"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Independent"

Original Performer:

"Miss Co-Dependent"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It's SATIRE.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,,,

There is something about her, just something I guess she must prove
But I soon figured it out
I can't live without her
Said oooh, when I met her in the bar then all she said was "I need you to let me be for you"
And like that we went out
And so I obliged her
Now I have not got a loss, I am the boss
Manicures me, and then a pedicure plus!
She labors endlessly
'Cause she never gets cross, she has no moss
Dude, there's no denyin', that this girl is involved
Not your typical breed

She does everything
That's why I got her
Miss Co-Dependent
At my home she's workin' overtime
Cooking, dishwashing, that's why I have her
Miss Co-Dependent
Oooh, get my shoes shined
Miss Co-Dependent
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...

Ooh, there's somethin' about the kind of woman who won't think of herself
We go to bars and she buys the rounds
She's nothing like Mother
Opens up her checking account
The kinda woman who serves me like The Help
She says, "I got it, I got it"
No doubt, I am her sub father
And she works like a hoss, 'cause I'm the boss
I wear the bib, and then she wipes my face off
'Cause she feeds me all the time, yeah
Sews like Betsy Ross, helps me to floss
"Anything else?", she's begging me, it's no cost
Ooh that girl, she is so kind

She's home repair queen
That's why I got her
Miss Co-Dependent
She will shingle up my roof next time
I don't pay a thing, that's why I got her
Miss Co-Dependent
And she never whines
Miss Co-Dependent, eh

I love it when she says, "Don't worry, I got it!"
I drink only the best because, yeah, she bought it!
She's gonna wash my car, rub the Turtle Wax on it
She does everything I need, yes just everything I need
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah .....

(REPEAT ANY CHORUS with soulful ad lib)

Miss Co-Dependent
Don't think I'll dump her

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Matthias - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment

Don't know who's the bastard that is giving you all ones on this one. I mean it's a bit sexist but it's satire and with no people screaming about women's rights on your parody we just have some dumb-ass voting all ones for no reason. I enjoyed it but don't tell any of my women's rights activist friends.

Agrimorfee - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment

It's not just this one, Matthias, someone has it bad for me, all of my stuff is getting ones lately.

Matthias - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment

I think there's just a troll on Amiright lately because my parody today has like 5 ones...

Blaydeman - June 16, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I didn't really find this all that funny. I didn't really have a problem with the concept as much as the execution. I feel like it would have played off more comedically if the character was held captive by his girl as opposed to enjoying the free labor. Like if this chick was psychotic or something. Like straight up bonkers! Maybe then I could've laughed a lot, but sorry I didn't

Max Power - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment

It's been that way for some time, could be the same guy all over again dropping unabombs. Good parody by the way.

bobpiecheese - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I agree with B-Man, this may have been intended as satire, but it was neither comedically exaggerated nor providing commentary on something. It was just kinda icky. And there was a fair amount of pacing errors. Definitely not one of your best, dude.

Abbott Skelding - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment

I think this could have been executed a wee bit better, but I still think you did a solid job. I love all of the "boss" rhymes (hoss, Betsy Ross, floss), but I think it needed to be pushed a little bit further to emphasize the fact that it's satire. Overall, nice work!

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