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Song Parodies -> "NFL Men"
Original Song Title:
"Leader of Men"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nickelback
Parody Song Title:
"NFL Men"
Parody Written by:
Matt Sussman
The Lyrics
Tell your friends not to miss the games played every Sunday
Watch the Bengals lose again, then catch the game on Monday
I am not a football star, because I drive a Hyundai
Do you think the NFL will fine someone this Sunday?
Yeah... someone this Sunday.
Turn the television on, let's watch the game together
Watch the Packers win at home in cold Wisconsin weather
Cleveland lost by 28, and therefore I laughed
Once again those sad, sad Browns have the first pick in the draft
Yeah... first pick in the draft.
Off the field there's a trial, involving Rae Carruth
Hid from the cops in the trunk of a car, and that's the truth
Got his ex-girlfriend knocked up, but he was not done
He used to run and catch the ball, but this time he played shotgun
Yeah.... he played shotgun.
Tell your friends not to miss the big game called the Super Bowl
Who will lose or win or kick the winning field goal?
I am not a quarterback, since I throw too many picks
Do you think I could just stay home and eat potato chips
Yeah... potato chips.
Watch the Bengals lose again, then catch the game on Monday
I am not a football star, because I drive a Hyundai
Do you think the NFL will fine someone this Sunday?
Yeah... someone this Sunday.
Turn the television on, let's watch the game together
Watch the Packers win at home in cold Wisconsin weather
Cleveland lost by 28, and therefore I laughed
Once again those sad, sad Browns have the first pick in the draft
Yeah... first pick in the draft.
Off the field there's a trial, involving Rae Carruth
Hid from the cops in the trunk of a car, and that's the truth
Got his ex-girlfriend knocked up, but he was not done
He used to run and catch the ball, but this time he played shotgun
Yeah.... he played shotgun.
Tell your friends not to miss the big game called the Super Bowl
Who will lose or win or kick the winning field goal?
I am not a quarterback, since I throw too many picks
Do you think I could just stay home and eat potato chips
Yeah... potato chips.
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